Bradley the Dragon Lore Codex - User contributions [en]

Category:Story Arcs

2025-12-05T20:42:52Z

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This page serves as a directory for the main story arcs of Bradley the Dragon's life. You can find the story arcs in chronological order below.

{| class="wikitable" align="center"
! style="padding: 10px" | Story Arc
! style="padding: 10px" | Start Date
! style="padding: 10px" | End Date
! style="padding: 10px" | Image
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | [[:Category:Arc - Brown Door House]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 4 July 2019
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 27 July 2019
| [[File:Brown Door House.png|230px|thumb|Brown Door House Arc]]
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | [[:Category:Arc - Stripy Wall House]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 30 November 2019
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 9 March 2020
| [[File:Stripy Wall House.png|230px|thumb|Stripy Wall House Arc]]
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | [[:Category:Arc - Fire House]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 17 July 2020
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 28 March 2021
| [[File:Fire House.png|230px|thumb|Fire House Arc]]
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | [[:Category:Arc - Hotel]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 2 April 2021
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 12 April 2021
| [[File:Hotel.png|230px|thumb|Hotel Arc]]
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | [[:Category:Arc - AirBNB]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 13 April 2021
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 21 April 2021
| [[File:AirBNB.png|230px|thumb|AirBNB Arc]]
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | [[:Category:Arc - Blue Curtain House]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 22 April 2021
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 14 September 2021
| [[File:Blue Curtain House.png|230px|thumb|Blue Curtain House Arc]]
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | [[:Category:Arc - Mom's Basement House]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 16 September 2021
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 3 September 2022
| [[File:Mom's Basement House.png|230px|thumb|Mom's Basement House Arc]]
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | [[:Category:Arc - Hated Dragon]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 4 September 2022
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 2 June 2024
| [[File:Hated Dragon.png|230px|thumb|Hated Dragon Arc]]
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | [[:Category:Arc - Lizzy and the Dragon]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 3 June 2024
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 29 August 2025
| [[File:Lizzyarc2.png|230px|thumb|Lizzy and the Dragon Arc]]
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | [[:Category:Arc - Homeless]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | 30 August 2025
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle;" | Present
| [[File:Homeless.png|thumb|230px|thumb|Homeless Arc]]]
|}

File:Homeless.png

2025-12-05T20:42:03Z

Fedsmoker:

Brads homeless

Bradley the Dragon Lore Codex

2025-09-26T20:10:12Z

Fedsmoker:

=== <big>Welcome to the official lore codex for popular Dota 2 streamer, [[Bradley the Dragon]].</big> ===

Interested in creating a page? Check out the list of wanted articles by [[Special:WantedPages|'''clicking here!''']]

If you would like to contribute, you must email loremaster@bradleydragon.com with your discord info. 
WARNING: Bradley Dragon has admitted to having sexual relations with his prepubescent younger brother.

Discord: https://discord.gg/gQ65rUCHx8

{|class=wikitable align="center" style="text-align:center;"

! colspan="3" style="padding: 20px; font-size: 24px;" | Categories to check out
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| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[The Brother Incident]]
| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[Newest Pages]]
| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[:Category:Story Arcs|Story Arcs]]

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| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[:Category:Incidents|Incidents]][[File:TrollDespair.png|24px|thumb]]
| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[:Category:Legendary Streams|Legendary Streams]]
| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[:Category:Special Abilities|Special Abilities]]
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| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[:Category:Lists|Lists]]
| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[:Category:Characters|Characters]]
| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[:Category:Clips|Clips]]
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| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[:Category:Leaks|Leaks]]
| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[:Category: Community|Community]]
| style="padding: 20px 40px; font-size: 24px;" | [[All]]
|}

Cheyenne

2025-07-16T21:58:11Z

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{{Infobox Character
| Image = Cheyenne.jpg
| Image Caption = Cheyenne and Bradley the Dragon
| Name = Cheyenne
| Race = Human
| Gender = Female (original)
| Occupation = Full-time single mother
| Age = 23
}}

Cheyenne was a brief character in [[Bradley the Dragon|Bradley the Dragon's]] life, fulfilling the role of romantic partner for a short time. The pair were never officially in a relationship, but were known to engage in sexual activities on at least one occasion. Cheyenne was introduced to Bradley through his [[The Hole|friend with benefits]]. While Brad initially stated that Cheyenne was a friend of Devin's, he later clarified that she is in fact his [[Incest|sister]].

__TOC__

==Overview==
On 20th June 2022, Bradley announced the existence of Cheyenne by simply posting a picture of her kissing his cheek in the discord server, with only a tiny amount of additional information.

[[File:Cheyenne2.png|center|Bradley shares some details about Cheyenne]]

After leaving the community in suspense for a while, Bradley eventually confirmed some additional details about Cheyenne and his mysterious encounter. He revealed that Cheyenne is a single mother with one child, and that they had spent the night together. According to Bradley, she was "insatiable". In addition to this, it was revealed that she would only be free on Wednesdays and Sundays to meetup with Bradley, as these were the days that she was not looking after her child. These became affectionately known as Whale Wednesday and Slampig Sunday, days that Bradley looked forward to very much. Bradley confirmed that he made her wear a collar during their encounter.

[[File:Cheyenne3.png|center]]

==Dadley Dragon==
There was some speculation amongst the community as to the intentions of Cheyenne with regard to sleeping with Bradley. It was theorised that she may have been planning to baby-trap Bradley, however no evidence of this has so far been identified. When asked several times whether or not Bradley used protection during their intimate event, he refused to answer the question, which fuelled further speculation and fear that he may end up becoming a father.

==Aftermath==
Eventually, Cheyenne began taking a very long time to respond to Bradley's messages. He maintained that she was just busy and that is why it would take a week to send a simple text message. In fact, she was ghosting Bradley and trying to drop hints that she did not want to see him again. Finally, Bradley confirmed what everybody already suspected for a while: Cheyenne had "broken up" with him and was not going to sleep with him again.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|ScaryCooperativeSparrowAMPEnergy-Wrt5G5jH2nnZ57DR||center|Bradley reveals that the fling with Cheyenne is over}}

[[Category: Characters]]

January 27th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T19:33:09Z

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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9XxbRAjQAw On January 27th, 2022 Bradley streamed for 6 hours and 40 minutes.] For the first 23 minutes Bradley played Istaria before playing Dota 2 for 5 hours and 57 minutes. Bradley forgot to shut off his stream, so for the final 20 minutes he is watching youtube lets plays, other streamers and talking to [[Joell Palmer|Joell]].

Bradley won 4 and lost 2 games this stream.

[[File:Bradnoglasses.png|thumb|right|Bradley momentarily breaks the 4th wall as he takes off his glasses to clean them]]

Bradley ate beef taquitos at the start of the stream. He microwaved 12 for himself but said in future he'd limit himself to 9 as 12 was too much. During this stream, Bradley wore his [[Brad Fashion|Arby's Tinfoil Gray t-shirt.]]

Bradley began the stream with some Overwatch cases, these progressed as usual with Bradley often misunderstanding the cases he was asked to judge causing [[chat]] to get very frustrated with him.

[[File:Bradhypnosis.png|thumb|Bradley unleashes the full power of his hypnosis on trolls and haters in chat]]

Later in the stream Bradley complained that someone he liked hadn't been online recently and it made him feel down. This made chat ask him who they were, and questioned if he was being catfished again. Bradley denied that he was being catfished and said he had known them a long time, but would not elaborate further.

Bradley bought a [[bottle]] during this stream when he played Leshrac. He did not change his mind about the usefulness of the item, ranting that it was somehow "weighing me down" and that he would prefer a Null Talisman before selling it in anger. Later during the same game Bradley insisted in a rant that his Diabolic Edict should have damaged the enemy Juggernaut during his Omnislash and became very suspicious of hacks.

<blockquote>
Uh no. Check again. They changed it. Omnislash no longer makes Jugg invulnerable. You can actually kill Jugg with radiance while he's in Omnislash. That's a thing. They removed the invulnerability check the patch notes, they definitely did that. It was a random fucking patch that they did and they removed it. One hundred percent certain they removed it. He is no longer invulnerable - he's just spell immune. I saw that in a patch, it's a legit thing. -Bradley Dragon
</blockquote>

Chat insisted that Bradley was wrong on this point and asked him to both test it and find where in the patch notes it suggested anything like this was possible as Bradley claimed. At the end of this game Bradley continued to insist he was correct and searched the latest patch notes on stream to show as much to chat. After struggling several times to find the J for Juggernaut in the alphabetical patch notes, Brad eventually found a line in a patch notes that he mistakenly believed proved he was correct. After chat explained to him that he was misunderstanding the notes, Bradley still refused to admit he was wrong, only going so far as to say that he had his "wires crossed" before moving on to queue again.

Bradley made a mistake at the end of the stream by failing to turn it off correctly for 20 minutes. In these 20 minutes Bradley watched some of the stream he had raided, then loaded up a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Txu9-x06Y let's play video] he was already half way through watching from one of his favourite creators. Shortly after, Joel entered Bradley's room with a new light switch to fix Bradley's broken one. Joel spoke with Bradley, again reminding him to keep his room clean of trash and asked when Brad was going to build his tableside drawer, gifted to him by his community for Christmas 2021. Bradley said he would do it soon, and Joel reminded Brad that he would help if Brad wanted him to do so.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|LitigiousHumbleCougarSaltBae-T1KnPXj7l1c64bMR|475|inline|Bradley struggles with more than 9 Taquitos|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|HonestSleepyHerringTinyFace-veuGeaL6kKjbKrMF|475|inline|Brad accidentally sits on his testicles|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|CourteousPiliableBottlePJSugar-GhQwMk-kXiYGwpVI|475|inline|Bradley complains about his bottle|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SpineyVastCrocodileDatBoi-m4EsU80oCg1z4nM2|475|inline|After chat flames him, Brad unleashes his psychic glare|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|BraveOriginalClipzNinjaGrumpy-V1JouFMXXgPKwWDK|475|inline|Brad menacingly stares at the camera to freak out his chat|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|RepleteHonestGoldfishDxAbomb-kONA7n4dzFfhFuT8|475|inline|A classic "celebrating too soon" moment from Brad|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|CloudyElegantFriesEleGiggle-jH7bC2XZc0Pq7KxL|475|inline|Brad explains when he will stop calling people retards|frame}}

[[Category: January 2022]]

January 16th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T19:31:23Z

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[[File:J16bnc.png|thumb|Bradley devouring a Beef n' Cheddar on his January 16th stream]]

[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1266806041 On January 16th, 2022 [[Bradley the Dragon|Bradley]] streamed Dota 2 for 6 hours and 45 minutes.] During this Stream he ate Arby's and wore his [[Brad Fashion|Indy Fur Con t-shirt]].

Bradley also revealed that the major reason he [[self-confidence]] issues, is because he was punched in the nose 20 years ago in middle school and has so much emotional PTSD from this confrontation that it still affects him today.

He also mentioned that he drives a [[2019 Jeep Renegade]]. This discussion was brought on due to chatters inquiring about Bradley's [[Financial Situation|financial situation]].

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|PrettiestAthleticMosquitoSeemsGood-KcI34syG2ynpal_9||center|Bradley believes his life may be an Anime|frame}}

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|DrabWildSpaghettiThisIsSparta-5VM0_iHEqmtpe1g_||center|the snack carrot incident|frame}}

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|ImpartialGracefulIcecreamHassaanChop-9HWWjShfv7Xm_Bks||center|brad does his hair|frame}}

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|AmusedPeacefulBottleMcaT-Sz4dTe0HRBe9tlbK||center|brad cools off from a heated game with a beef n' ched|frame}}

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|PolishedArtisticBadgerHeyGuys-YXv3hC61jHuCD3nW||center|brad "cancels his TP"|frame}}

[[Category: January 2022]]

January 18th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T19:28:40Z

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[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1267905714 On January 18th, 2022 Bradley streamed Dota 2 for 5 hours and 20 minutes.]

[[File:J18Brad.png|thumb|Bradley massages his back on his January 18th stream, noting that he is experiencing back pain and discomfort.]]

[[Brad's Diet|He ate Andy Capp's Cheddar Fries on stream]] - he has never eaten these on stream before. During this stream he wore the [[Brad Fashion|Gray Dragonweave t-shirt.]]

At the end of the stream, Bradley started experiencing a [[Bradley's Health|headache]] and ended his stream early. He noted that he hadn't experienced a headache yesterday or the day before, so that his health was improving.

Bradley also mentioned that he may do his first ever IRL stream, where he will cook his meat goulash with [[Alex]].

[[File:J18AndyCapps.png|left|thumb|Bradley shows off his meal for the day, Andy Capp's Cheddar Fries]]

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|StrongNeighborlyWheelOMGScoots-49XswRSexKT05bgO||center|Bradley takes a deep breath and lets the dopamine sink deep into his brain after eating a handful of delicious Andy Capp's Cheddar Fries}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|WimpySnappyEggnogDatSheffy-MrBEYGEs7lGrh1Rx||center|}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|KitschySavageGnatCeilingCat-7-snZAQXARjGFdk_||center|Bradley begins to experience microphone issues that last occurred mid 2021.}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|LivelyWrongPterodactylKappa-h95piyHdIuaRjTre||center|}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|EntertainingPleasantShrewCharlietheUnicorn-9WuOC9wXlxfmLGE6||center|A hacking Legion Commander solos Brad's base by herself.}}

[[Category: January 2022]]

2019 Jeep Renegade

2025-07-16T19:22:32Z

Fedsmoker:

<blockquote>"It even has tinted windows! ...But makes nighttime driving so hard because even the front windows are tinted >.>"
-[[Bradley the Dragon]] talking about his 2019 Jeep Renegade.
</blockquote>
[[File:Jeep_Renegade.jpg|right|thumb|An example 2019 Jeep Renegade]]

Towards the end of May 2021 Bradley spoke with a Notary to secure extra money by selling more of his [[Financial Situation|lifetime annuity payments]] so that he could get a new car to replace his old one, a [[2007 Jeep Patriot]].

Bradley was able to succeed in this effort and soon after went to a shop where he purchased the 2019 Jeep Renegade.

[[File:Bradley_jeep_boardgames.png|left|thumb|Bradley showing us his new haircut with a selfie in his Jeep, December 6th 2021]]

Upon purchase, the Jeep had 15,000 miles on the clock. Bradley claims he got a great deal from the car salesman he bought it from at a discounted price $10,000 less than the RRP!

2 months after his purchase, Bradley revealed that he hadn't in fact bought any car insurance for the vehicle. After this concerning revelation, members of Bradley's community (Horse) explained to him that car insurance was mandatory in Indiana and carried strong penalties if Bradley were to be found in violation of it. With this new information Bradley decided to take out a 1 year car insurance policy for $1000, avoiding any potential repercussions from being uninsured.

Unlike previous [[Abandoning_Cat_Car_Crash_Incident|incidents]] Bradley has so far managed to stay out of most trouble with his latest vehicle. He has occasionally annoyed the local neighbours at [[Joell Palmer|Joell's]] house by leaving it parked blocking the street for several days at a time and been forced to move it, but has otherwise been incident free.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|AwkwardSavageLampUncleNox-fSWy655lofND5S98||center|Bradley receives a phone call telling him to move his car as it is blocking the road|frame}}

Bradley doesn't use his car too often and can leave it parked up for days at a time. When he does use it, it is usually used as transport to travel to local fast food restaurants, his [[Board game events]] and [[Fetish meetups]].

[[Category:Arc - Blue Curtain House]][[Category:Arc - Mom's Basement House]]

Brad Fashion

2025-07-16T19:22:05Z

Fedsmoker:

Bradley's Wardrobe consists nearly exclusively of short sleeved t-shirts and shorts. He also has a single pair of stretchy pants and one hoodie, which he will typically wear as an outfit when going outside.

[[File:Bradchic.png|frame|center|Bradley in his "fancy Brad" outfit, that he typically wears out of the house, creepily overlooking a group of lower-intellectuals playing boardgames. Note the long pants and hoodie which are a staple of Brad's outside attire. (2021)]]

Bradley wears XXL size shirts to cover his massive frame. He also is often spotted wearing sandals, at times he will wear socks with his sandals.

Due to Brad's larger than life [[body weight]] he typically prefers to wear light fitting clothes that give him more mobility while gaming. Below is a catalogue of all items Bradley has been spotted wearing on stream.

{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center;"
|+ Images of Bradley's wardrobe
|-
! T-Shirt !! Image !!
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | Casual Blue Button-up || [[File:Bluetshirt.png|thumb]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | Indy Fur Con 2021 || [[File:J16bnc.png|thumb]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | Indy Fur Con 2022 || [[File:Ifc2022.png|thumb]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | Baby Dragon Baby Navy Baby Blue || [[File:NavyDragon.png|thumb]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | "Blue Hot Pocket" t-shirt || [[File:Blue hot pocket shirt.png|thumb]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | Black Orochi
 
''(Note the Socks & Sandals that Bradley is wearing here to match with his outfit)''
|| [[File:OrochiFlops.png|thumb]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | "White Power" t-shirt || [[File:Whitepower.png|thumb]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | Gray Dragonweave || [[File:Casualgray.png|thumb]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | The Wifebeater || [[File:Wifebeater.jpg|thumb]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | Arby's Tinfoil Gray || [[File:Casualgrey.png|thumb]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | 'Mud Golem' Blue || [[File:mudgolem.png|center]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | Void Black || [[File:Voidblack.png|thumb]] ||
|-
| style="vertical-align: middle;" | Dragonfire Orange || [[File:Dragonfire.png|center|thumb]] ||
|}

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|OptimisticTallShrimpSaltBae-UGn_drdPDWWWDFTG||center|A young 29 year old Bradley Dragon having chronic back problems while wearing his 'Gray Dragonweave' t-shirt (2021)|frame}}

[[Category:Main Characters]]

The Hole

2025-07-16T19:21:41Z

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{{Infobox Character
| Image = Fwb7.png
| Image Caption = A verified accurate artistic interpretation of the FWB
| Name = Devin Dixon
| Other Names = Brad's FWB, The hole
| Race = Human
| Gender = Male
| Occupation = Massage Therapist
| Age = Unknown
}}

Bradley the Dragon is known to have a male 'friend with benefits' that he has seen on a few occasions. It has been stated by Bradley that he comes over weekly to play boardgames with Bradley and his housemates and often ends up staying the night with Brad.

==Overview==

Bradley met Devin after being rejected hitting on Devin's friend. After rejecting Bradley, the friend introduced him to Devin by stating "I know Devin is a slut and would fool around with anyone".

Bradley claims that his sexual relationship with Devin is that of a dom/sub nature, with Bradley himself being the dominant one. He also adamantly states that he is not gay and rejects any suggestion he is in a relationship with his FWB maintaining that it is purely sexual.

[[File:Fwb1.png|frame|center|Bradley explains the power dynamic]]

[[File:Fwb2.png|frame|center|Bradley explains that his FWB is not a boyfriend]]

Little is known about the Devin's personal feelings on his relationship with Bradley, but it is speculated that he desires something closer to a true relationship. He has wanted to kiss Bradley before, however Bradley was not receptive to this advance. He also offered to shower with Bradley which Bradley accepted.

==The List==
On December 4th, 2022, Devin was encouraged through a conversation in Brad's discord to provide feedback that Brad could use constructively regarding his lack of success with women. Devin proceeded to write a list of 10 reasons why Brad has difficulties forming relationships with women, i.e. getting laid. It was compiled and summarized by Devin based on feedback that he received from three separate women that he had previously introduced to Brad in supposed attempts to help Brad find love.

[[File:10 reasons.jpg|500px|thumb|right|The list of reasons that women have given to [[The Hole|Devin]], Bradley's FWB, about why they do not want to date him. Devin posted this list in Bradcord under his Discord username "homoheaven."]]

<div min-width=300px max-width=300px>
Instead of trying to change anything about his approach towards relationships, Brad instead spent time on the morning of December 4th arguing with his Discord about points made on the list and hastily refuting many of the issues women claimed to have with him. Bradley quickly turned what was supposed to be a discussion about some of his shortcomings and positive changes he could make into an opportunity to take verbal vengeance on women who had rejected him. After a slew of counter-accusations and coping mechanisms, Bradley went quiet and the argument petered out.
</div>

 

<gallery widths=100px heights=80px mode="packed" caption="Bradley's responses to The List and others criticisms of his behavior towards women">
File:Bradleydragon thelistargument1.png
File:Bradleydragon thelistargument2.png
File:Bradleydragon thelistargument3.png
</gallery>

 

These 10 reasons are now often referred to as 'The List' or '10 Reasons'. It is common for members of the community to copy and paste one or two items from the list in twitch chat or in the discord from time to time, especially in response to Brad's complaints regarding his loneliness and meager love life.

==Devin's frustrations and eventual fallout==
Soon after the creation of the list, Devin left Bradcord and rumors began to spread that Brad and Devin had ended their relationship. On December 6th, 2022, Brad announced on stream that Devin had decided to 'take a break' from him, which Brad said he 'completely understood' and 'is perfectly fine'. Brad's reasoning was that Devin and him had issues due to Devin getting depressed whenever Brad wouldn't give him attention, and that eventually Devin decided that he needed more out of a relationship than Brad was willing to give.

Supposedly, Devin told Brad that he will still visit Brad to play board games. Many in the community eventually reached the conclusion that Devin leaving Brad was 'the good ending' for Devin, with many claiming that Devin's life will be better without him, 'as far away from Brad as possible'.

According to several secondhand sources on Bradcord, Devin is now in a fully committed relationship with someone else.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|CogentFuriousSageSuperVinlin-yYjLqwhSQPFctkdF| |center|Bradley explains that Devin is 'taking a break' from him|frame}}

 

<gallery>
Fwb3.png|A text message exchange between Bradley and his FWB
Fwb5.png|Brad answering some questions about his FWB
Fwb6.png|Devin (The Hole) playing board games with Bradley
Fwb4.png|Avatar from a social media site depicting Brad's FWB
MeetingDevin.png|The story of how Bradley met Devin as told by Devin himself
</gallery>

[[Category: Characters]]

Bradley's Health

2025-07-16T19:21:27Z

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Bradley's Health is in an incredibly poor state. He has multiple physical disabilities from his birth, which he receives an [[Financial Situation|annuity]] for, as well as pretty much all the lifestyle diseases associated with being a 21st century American.

==Bradley's Hand==

Bradley has a physical disability from his birth which limits movement in his hand. For more information please see [[Crab Claw]].

==Bradley's Weight==

Bradley has a weight of 104 kilograms and is classified as Obese under the standard Body Mass Index. For more information please see [[Body weight]].

==Bradley's Dental Health==
[[File:Bradley Teeth.png|frameless|center]]
Bradley has extensive wear and damage on all of his visible teeth. His maxillary incisors are small worn nubs. His maxillary canines became so damaged that they are now broken after what Brad purports was a few week soda binge.
[[File:Bradley Broken Canines.png|455px|thumb|left]][[File:Bradley Soda Binge teeth damage.png|455px|thumb|right]]
[[File:Bradley Broken Canines 2.png|455px|thumb|left]]

Bradley's gums are in poor health, appearing darkened and discoloured.

Bradley does not own a toothbrush and has not for 10 years. This suggests that most of the damage to Brad's teeth is a result of long term poor hygiene standards.

[[File:Bradley Dental Health - Origins.png|1000px|frame|center|jesus fucking christ]]

==Bradley's Lungs==

It is possible that Bradley has sustained lung damage resulting in a persistent cough from his multiple exposures to COVID-19. For more information please see [[The COVID Incident]].

==Bradley's Lower Back==

Bradley seems to suffer from persistent pain and stiffness in his lower back and hips.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|OptimisticTallShrimpSaltBae-UGn_drdPDWWWDFTG| |center|Bradley sprains his lower back|frame}}

==Bradley's Mental Health==

Bradley's Mental Health is fine.

[[File:Bradleys Mental Health.png|thumb|center]]

==Bradley's Headaches==

[[File:Headache.png|400px|thumb|right|Bradley suffers from a headache]]
Bradley appears to suffer from chronic headaches, however this has not been officially confirmed by a medical professional. These headaches manifest almost exclusively around periods of time when Bradley is about to play Dota 2, or has been playing Dota 2 for a short amount of time. They rarely ever manifest during 5+ hour sessions of [[Istaria]] or Guild Wars 2. Many viewers claim that these headaches are fictitious and used only as an excuse to stop playing Dota 2 and play less interesting games such as Istaria instead. Brad, however, denies this claim.

Bradley has cited his [[Empath|empathetic ability]] as a possible reason for his frequent headaches.

{{#ev:twitchclip|PluckyConsiderateWatercressFailFish-IndLhCvD1GhVrHyU||center|Bradley explains where his headaches come from|frame}}

==Bradley's Ear Infection==

[[File:Bradleys Q tips.png|thumb|right|Bradley's Leg and Box of Q-Tips]]
Bradley has had a persistent ear infection for several years. Bradley often shoves q-tips into his ears multiple times per stream suggesting that there is persistent irritation or pain gone unresolved. Brad keeps a jumbo size box of q-tips for this purpose.

==Bradley's Feet & Legs==

Bradley's extremely sedentary lifestyle exposes him to increased risks of Deep Vein Thrombosis and pulmonary embolisms.

Bradley sometimes experiences swollen feet after periods of excercise.

Bradley's Intelligence

2025-07-16T19:21:04Z

Fedsmoker:

[[Bradley the Dragon|Bradley the Dragon's]] intelligence is a hotly debated subject within the scholarly community. Debate on the topic is divided into two main philosphical camps one of which claiming that Bradley is in fact very intelligent and one which claims he is a functionally illiterate, uneducated, brainless meat puppet with only the faintest flicker of brain activity it requires to run its series of prewritten scripts.

The arguments for and against these postions are contained within the [[Bradley is an act]] and [[Bradley is not an act]] pages.

There are several other fringe beliefs which are generally associated with other Bradley conspiracy theories such as [[Bradley is Clownstered]], [[Bradley is Horse]] and [[Bradley is a failed CIA sleeper cell]].

==Evidence of Bradleys Intelligence==

===IQ Test Results===

Bradley has claimed a number IQ test results ranging from 165 to 180. (CLIPS NEEDED) Most modern IQ tests have their top classification at 140 which would mean that Bradley managed to score between 25 and 40 points more than someone with a genius level IQ. It is also worth noting that IQ score differences at the top end (160+) are essentially meaningless as accurately calculating real differences in the infinitesimally small tail ends of the IQ distribution is almost impossible.

People with a lower IQ score than Bradley:

#Stephen Hawking - IQ Score of 160
#Albert Einstein - IQ Score of between 160 and 190
#Richard Feynman - IQ Score of 125
#James Waton - IQ Score of 124

===Basic Math===

Bradley has repeatedly demonstrated difficulty with even the most basic math and a complete lack of understanding of advanced maths which involve difficult concepts such as multiplication. Bradley's most obvious lack of maths understanding are his arguments defending his longstanding erroneous belief that [[Bottle is Bad]].

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|DarlingSeductiveHabaneroMingLee-TB62QZ24mLaHB5Me||center|Bradley attempts subtraction|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|WildPunchyBulgogiCoolStoryBob--8KoFaRTqdT67A6Q||center|Bradley attempts to read numbers|frame}}

Istaria

2025-07-16T19:19:23Z

Fedsmoker:

{{#ev:youtube|EaK9dqzkeEk|960|center|MMOByte's review of Istaria|frame}}
==Overview==
Istaria is a Massively-Multiplayer (Citation needed) Online Role Playing Game released on the 5th of December 2003 that still somehow exists despite its initial poor reviews and rocky development history, involving being passed around several studios. The only notable feature of Istaria is the choice to play either as a biped race or a dragon.

Despite the game being extremely outdated and running on ancient 32-bit technology, with minimal updates, poor graphics, tiny playerbase and countless bugs, the developers still command a hefty monthly subscription fee to access all the game's content.

[[File:Istaria Subscription Prices.png|frame|center|Subscription prices for Istaria]]

[[Bradley the Dragon]] plays the game often and is an ardent defender of its excellence, despite the overwhelming critical and public perceptions of the game.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|DeterminedElegantPieGrammarKing-iCUo51aHkIHGFSJ7||center|Bradley Defends Istaria from Mr. Mmobyte and his girlfriend|frame}}

==Bradley on Istaria==

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|RelentlessTentativePuppyPJSugar-DOCZcgtlyb8bG2VT|475|inline|Bradley on Multiclassing in Istaria|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|CoweringEnticingJaguarDerp-H2osjGbsP-OkQpOa|475|inline|Brad on House Building in Istaria|frame}}

Body weight

2025-07-16T19:18:45Z

Fedsmoker:

==Overview==
[[Bradley the Dragon]] claims to weigh [https://clips.twitch.tv/OddMoistWombatOpieOP-XsKErWV-SR_8qBdL 230 pounds or 104 kilograms] which he also claims is [https://clips.twitch.tv/ScaryHyperDaikonDxAbomb-9WK4OcAPPzKXvOdS not overweight for an American.]

Brad's Body Mass Index (BMI) at his height of 5'11" (180cm) is 32.1 which is in the Obese category. According to the Center for Disease Control's [https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html most recent 2017-2018 study] the Obesity Prevalence was 42.4%, which means statistically Brad is overweight for an American.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|OddMoistWombatOpieOP-XsKErWV-SR_8qBdL||center|Bradley shares details about his weight and height|frame}}

[[File:Brad Weight (Brad Toes).jpg|thumb|Brad's weight confirmation]]

Brad is in several groups with increased prevalence for obesity, namely:

#He is unemployed.
#His income is below the poverty line.
#He is disabled.
#[https://forums.furaffinity.net/threads/furries-and-weight-obesity.126848/ He is a furry.]
#[https://data.worldobesity.org/rankings/ He is American.]
#[https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/prevalence-maps.html He lives in Indiana.]

==Effects on Weight from Diet==
[[File:Lazybrad.png|400px|thumb|right|Brad reveals the reason why he won't cook for himself]]

From Akil and Ahmad, 2011: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3101796/ We found a significant effect of consumption of low-quality food, due to economic factors, on increased BMI. Besides physical activity, the quality and the quantity of food are important factors that contribute to obesity rates.]

Most streams Brad is seen consuming fast food (how he affords this with his current [[Financial Situation]] is unknown.) Long term study on Brads diet is unexplored at this point (January 20th, 2022) however a rough extrapolation of his casually observed eating habits would lead to believe that he eats fast food a minimum of ten times per week.

The low quality and high calorie load of these fast food items is a major factor in Brad's obesity.

==Effects on Weight from Exercise==
[[File:Brad talks about walks.png|400px|thumb|right|Brad's hesitancy to exercise]]

Brad does not exercise.

While he was initially hesitant to go on walks, he was eventually convinced to try going for a walk. This was never mentioned again by Brad.

==Brad's Coping Mechanisms for his Weight==
[[File:Brad belly.png|400px|thumb|right|Example of cope]]

Brad has many coping mechanisms to justify to himself and the viewers why he is in fact not eating himself into an early grave.

The most common of which is simply lying, Brad has said on a number of occasions that he does not have much of a belly at all despite photographic evidence suggesting otherwise.

Brad also has expressed skepticism of the BMI system for judging healthy weight ranges saying that "The BMI system is old and hasn't been updated in ages." (CLIP NEEDED) There is a grain of truth to this cope as there have been changes to the formula proposed to make it a more accurate system of measurement. Under one of these [https://people.maths.ox.ac.uk/trefethen/bmi_calc.html new proposed systems] Brad actually drops a whole point to 31.1 under which this new system classifies him as Obese, the same as the current BMI formula.

January 15th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T19:18:09Z

Fedsmoker:

[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1265387648 On January 15th, 2022 Bradley streamed for 13.5 hours.]

He played Istaria for 9.5 hours and Dota 2 for 4 hours.

This stream also included Bradley revealing to his viewers his first and only time ever experiencing [[The Void]].

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|BoldRudeCheddarAllenHuhu-XWF3s2wLcbta662P||center|Bradley gets sliced up by Ember Spirit|frame}}

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SparklyWittyMarrowRedCoat-wmX0DGDaJ_W8l4mu||center|Bradley talks about how he is over Covid|frame}}

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|UnusualEagerMinkBCouch-FtnvzNXnqqClIrlu||center|Bradley escapes Anti-mage|frame}}

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|DarlingSeductiveHabaneroMingLee-TB62QZ24mLaHB5Me||center}}

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SuaveEsteemedDurianMau5-tiDVfT0qcx-nDkqk||center}}

[[Category: January 2022]]

Bradley is not an act

2025-07-16T19:16:26Z

Fedsmoker:

==Overview==
Many newcomers to the stream inevitably insinuate that [[Bradley is an act|Bradley Dragon is an act]], faking reactions for views and siphoning money from those too naïve to see through the façade.

Common phrases are: "Someone like this cannot exist", "He has to be trolling", or "This guy should really be an actor!"

This level of skepticism is perfectly understandable, but there should be some context laid out before writing Bradley off entirely as a mere conman.

<blockquote style="text-align:center;">
For the new people, welcome! You will pass through 4 stages of Bradley's stream: Disbelief, Ridicule, Compassion, and finally Acceptance (plus a bit of Ridicule). Each of us is at a different place on this journey. Don't rush your experience, savor each step!
</blockquote>

This post contrasts Bradley's expected actions (given that he is someone who is acting delusional for views and/or monetary gain) versus his actions in reality.

The following sheds light on many of Bradley's real-life decisions in various past situations.

==Expectations vs Reality==
===== Stream Raids =====
* '''Incident:''' Bradley, who is calmly playing Dota 2, gets raided for 20 times his normal viewership by SexyBamboe (+500 viewers)
*
* '''Expected:''' Bradley turns up the heat on his delusional persona to draw in the 500 fresh viewers now watching him.
*
* '''Reality:''' Brad continues to play Dota in the same quiet manner he has been for the past hour while his viewer count slowly decays back to normal.

<blockquote style="text-align:center;">
"I used to think Breadly was faking it until one day when he was relatively chill (not complaining about hacks and being ape) he got raided by 500 people and his persona didn't change one bit. If he was acting for views that was the time to do it. I think he's legit."
</blockquote>
[[File:Speeed Raid - Cowmugger Quote.png|frame|center|A Bradcord mod bemoans a similar situation.]]

===== Community Decisions =====
* '''Incident:''' Bradley decides its time to restructure his community to his benefit.
* '''Expected:''' Bradley opens up his Discord and Twitch community to make room for the incoming angry Dota players who make up his viewer base. More vitriol = more views.
* '''Reality:''' Bradley single-handedly almost destroys his entire community in less than 2 hours by inviting a SJW moderation group that mass-bans those criticizing Brad's delusion and gameplay (his whole viewer base) because he felt sad. Aka the [[CRSD Incident]].
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|ObeseComfortableCroissantNomNom-0nlrOXrsRIc8TsLy|{size (leave blank)}|center|Brad apologizes for the CRSD incident|frame}}

===== Potential Opportunity =====
* '''Incident:''' Bradley is getting noticed by larger streamers and Dota personalities and they want to coach/play with him.
* '''Expected:''' Bradley, realizing the opportunity here, heartily agrees and plants the seeds of his infuriating persona into other Dota communities.
* '''Reality:''' Bradley ignores 8k MMR streamers eager to coach him (Lil Nick), shies away from drama between popular streamers (Speeed), and after a short burst of interest from other personalities, slowly fades back into his regular cycle of content.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SpikyIronicFriesBCouch-oCZEOP70Rs975VQc|{size (leave blank)}|center|Brad ignores Lil Nick - Part 1|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|OddCuteThymeTakeNRG-6i1Kl8GH-hyukhF_|{size (leave blank)}|center|Brad ignores Lil Nick - Part 2|frame}}
{{#ev:streamable|p1x9bh||center|Speeed challenges Brad to a 1v1, which he acknowledges but never replies to.|frame}}

===== What Games to Stream =====
* '''Incident:''' Bradley's choice of what games he regularly streams.
* '''Expected:''' Bradley, in a calculated fashion, exclusively streams rage-inducing games that shine a spotlight on the very qualities that sprung him to 100+ viewers in the first place.
* '''Reality:''' Bradley regularly streams [[Istaria]], Archeage, New World, and Guild Wars 2 and gets an average of 10-20% of his usual viewership instead.

{| class="wikitable"
| [[File:Viewership Per Game - Jan 2022.png|thumb|center|Bradley's average viewership per most streamed game as of Jan 2022.]] || [[File:Gw2 vs Dota Viewership.png|thumb|center|Members of the Bradcord, bewildered at Bradley's decision process regarding what games he streams.]]
|}

===== Fostering a Community =====
* '''Incident:''' Bradley's efforts towards building his community and fanbase.
* '''Expected:''' Bradley holds subscriber-only events, incentivizes community growth, has a dedicated stream schedule, and in general tries to grow his fanbase in order to gather even more of a following.
* '''Reality:''' Bradley mostly disregards his viewers, is hard-pressed to react to positive efforts by his community, never holds any type of event, favors a 12-hour nap over his stream schedule, his mods do all of the planning and work for him, etc.

[[File:Brad Mods Carrying the Community.png|frame|center|In a futile attempt to keep community morale from plummeting, the Bradcord mods fabricate a Bradley Dragon thank you message during the Thanksgiving holidays.]]

===== Getting Sponsored to Stream =====
* '''Incident:''' Bradley is getting paid to do a sponsored stream.
* '''Expected:''' Bradley, realizing a sponsored stream is good for publicity and his wallet, agrees and streams as promised.
* '''Reality:''' Bradley agrees, but a few hours before the scheduled stream time he states that he is tired and takes a 14-hour nap.

[[File:Abandoned Sponsored Stream Announcement.png|frame|center|Brad's mods explaining his absence in the face of a sponsored stream starting soon.]]

==Other views==

While an accumulation of instances like these have led many to believe that Brad has no ulterior agenda, there are some who propose that these very cases are a calculated part of [[Bradley is an act|Bradley's act]] to mislead viewers into thinking he is legitimate.

January 20th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T19:12:57Z

Fedsmoker:

{{#ev:twitchvod|1270016636||center|January 20th, 2022 stream}}
[[File:BradleyPlaysDarkSouls3.png|400px|thumb|right|Bradley sees a familiar screen in Dark Souls 3]]
[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1270016636 On January 20th, 2022 Bradley streamed [[Dark Souls 3]] for 7 hours and 32 minutes.]

He ate [[Brad's Diet|Ramen Noodles]] at the beginning of the stream and did not eat any other food. During this stream, he wore the [[Brad Fashion|White Power T-shirt]].

Throughout the majority of the stream, Bradley continued to convey his feels that Dark Souls 3 was a [[Glitch|glitched game]], due to enemy behaviors not performing how he expected. This continued throughout the entire 7 hour stream and even after the stream where Bradley continued to express that the game is bugged and glitchy on his Discord.

The stream ended abruptly when Bradley decided to [[Ragequitting|ragequit]] after his 32nd attempt at defeating the optional Nameless King boss, which he had been trying to beat for approximately an hour and a half. He stated that the boss was "[[Impossible|impossible]]" and that he was done with the game. After the stream, he continued to post messages in Discord about how the game was cheating.

[[File:BradleyDS31.png|center|frame|Bradley after his 7.5 hour Dark Souls 3 stream states he is uninstalling the game in his Discord.]]

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|GorgeousCleanJackalRedCoat-3Yoc5gzpSuo3PhAm||center|Bradley continues to insist that Dark Souls 3 is a glitched video game}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|MiniatureLongRingHeyGirl-mZJr8Z5sWNWkLruq||center|Bradley's hand begins to have muscle spasms after a tough boss fight}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|ShyPiercingBaconTriHard-Erlg1xJRuA9J8eIR||center|Brad slurps down some ramen noodles after a stressful enemy encounter}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|DeterminedNurturingRhinocerosShadyLulu-AcYYAiWoFTvtbJNE||center|}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|RelatedHelplessPeafowlPJSugar-uSJaVqrA3HQo35Kz||center|Bradley assertively claiming that the boss is unbeatable, prior to him going on to beat it.}}

[[Category:January 2022]]

January 23rd, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T19:12:32Z

Fedsmoker:

[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1273567228 On January 23rd, 2022 Bradley streamed for 2 hours and 5 minutes and played Dota 2.]

Bradley lost both of his games this stream.

[[File:J23BradFood.png|thumb|Bradley eats some popcorn chicken from KFC]]

Bradley began today's stream right as he loaded into a match, so there was no usual pre-game chat with his fans. 33 minutes into the stream Bradley's door was knocked on by [[Alex]] who was bringing Brad his fast food delivery for the day. Today , Brad ate popcorn chicken and a chicken bowl from [[Brad's Diet|KFC]]. During this stream, Bradley wore his [[Brad Fashion|Baby Dragon Baby Navy Baby Blue t-shirt.]]

[[File:J23BradFoodDelivery.png|left|thumb|Alex makes an offering to the Dragon by delivering KFC to his door and is spared to live another day]]

During the food delivery, Alex apologised to Bradley for "being bitchy last night" and Bradley accepted his apology. Bradley later explained to [[Chat]] that Alex was bitchy last night because [[Joell Palmer|Joell]] had left laundry in the washing machine, which is apparently located below Alex's room. The alert beeps from the washing machine went on for a long time, keeping Alex awake and annoying him. Brad explained that the beeps weren't an issue for him as the washing machine is situated far enough away from him that he was able to "tune them out".

It's unknown why Alex didn't simply turn off the beeping sound himself if it was causing him that much bother. Suggested unproven theories for the reason behind this inaction include: Laziness, Autism and a Fear of Joel.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|GleamingHotLemurHoneyBadger-ALyN-3Ox4jHIaEXH||center|Bradley gets his food delivered by Alex}}

Bradley briefly answered a question from his chat asking when he would do the promised cooking stream, noting that he seemed to be putting it off. Bradley initially answered dismissively saying "I dunno, whenever I get around to it" but then changed his answer to suggest he would do the stream upon reaching 100 subs (at this point, he had 69 subs).

During his last game of the night, Bradley expressed a rarely seen hatred of Chen, completely blaming the loss of the game on his teammate's pick of the hero before performing post-game analysis on his Chen's performance after the loss to confirm to himself that Chen was indeed at fault. Brad did not look at his own performance once during this analysis segment.

<blockquote>
We have a... We have a Chen. This is a 4v5 from pick phase. Chen is literally a hero that's a minus one to the team he's on. -Bradley Dragon
</blockquote>

<blockquote>
I love that we had a Chen. The most useless FUCKING hero in the whole FUCKING game. He needs a rework. Chen needs a complete total fucking rework. Chen is SO fucking useless. Ughhhh. Chen is so fucking useless... -Bradley Dragon
</blockquote>

After raging about his Chen's performance for several minutes, Bradley abruptly ended the stream as people had arrived at his house and were waiting on him to join them, presumably to play boardgames.

[[File:J23Leo.png|600px|thumb|centre|Leo was present for this stream asleep on Brad's bed. To the left you can see the Leo plushie Bradley was bought for Christmas in 2021]]

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|FrailEnjoyableBananaEleGiggle-_hhW1yvxZJ7hIvmh||center|Leo was once again present for this stream asleep on Brad's bed}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|BoredConcernedBisonUncleNox-gHrL0WsUQW_grr0I||center|Bradley diebacks in a fight, then flames his Dawnbreaker for not going in despite her also dying back and doing a lot more in the fight than himself}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|ResilientBoredCucumberPeanutButterJellyTime-Ce1lKA84ptazixCH||center|Bradley attempts to sneak his courier to the secret shop, but flies it over mega creeps and gets it killed}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|AbrasiveQuaintKoalaSquadGoals-xhh_7FNnFShhivHQ||center|Bradley proves Chen was at fault for the loss by analysing post game stats}}

[[Category: January 2022]]

January 24th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T19:12:01Z

Fedsmoker:

[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1274525068 On January 24th, 2022 Bradley streamed for 6 hours and 16 minutes and played Dota 2.]

Bradley won 4 and lost 2 games this stream.

[[File:J24BradFood.png|thumb|Bradley orgasmically consumes a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger from Jack in the Box]]

Today, Brad ate a Classic Buttery Jack and 3 Jumbo Egg rolls from [[Brad's Diet|Jack in the Box]]. This was later followed up with snacking on Oreos from a large box. During this stream, Bradley wore his [[Brad Fashion|Baby Dragon Baby Navy Baby Blue t-shirt.]]

[[File:Braddragonclaw.png|left|thumb|The Dragon inspects his claws]]

Bradley began the day by updating the stream about how his boardgame night went yesterday evening which Bradley said he enjoyed. The board games played were Tiny Epic Kingdoms, Reworld and Airship City. He said that he played for 8 hours and played with [[Joell Palmer|Joell]], [[Joell's girlfriend]], and an unnamed couple.

Bradley started his Dota games by playing Vengeful Spirit and had a particularly bad game, finishing with a 1/19/16 K/D/A. [[Chat]] were particularly critical of Bradley's performance, and so to spite them Bradley picked Hoodwink for the next three games in a row. Mercifully the third game was abandoned and Bradley gave up on punishing chat by repeatedly picking Hoodwink. (Until next stream, probably).

<blockquote>
Hoodwink's only boring because I'm good with the hero. You want me to fail. Because it's "entertaining for you guys".. Well maybe I just want to fucking win how about that? -Bradley Dragon responding to Chat asking him to stop spamming Hoodwink
</blockquote>

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|OriginalStylishJackalTwitchRaid-cC9xL8SQNtYxmfuV||center|Bradley is somehow surprised that walking into the enemy jungle alone results in his death}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SparklingLazyZucchiniFrankerZ-Xu9P1ttaAnrMIf1o||center|Not the bugs! Anything but the bugs!}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|ObservantShinyBaguettePunchTrees-eMkIg_7hhNaBxKPL||center|Bradley is certain there were less than 6 seconds between the Antimage blinking - an OBVIOUS hack}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|ObservantEmpathicBatPoooound-KFUyRLH2mmUcGSse||center|Bradley discovers phase boots, but interprets their effect as a hack}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SwissNeighborlyChickpeaOSkomodo-zw-rV2cFmgDLGdVE||center|We had fun, Brad didn't}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|CovertWonderfulHawkAllenHuhu-nuJUkMI6Pg7lVmiW||center|Bradley shows off his new farming technique}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SpookyStylishDeerPJSugar-W4z5a2o_fswYPA_8||center|This action threw the game for Brad's team}}

[[Category: January 2022]]

January 25th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T19:11:03Z

Fedsmoker:

[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1275530438 On January 25th, 2022 Bradley streamed for 7 hours and 47 minutes.] For the first 1 hour and 20 minutes Bradley played Istaria, the final 6 hours and 27 minutes were spent playing Dota 2.

Bradley won 5 and lost 2 games this stream.

[[File:Bradconfused.png|thumb|Bradley pulls a face as chat question him about his Istaria character]]

Bradley copied his food order from the 24th, once again eating a Classic Buttery Jack and 3 Jumbo Egg rolls from [[Brad's Diet|Jack in the Box]]. Later on in the stream [[Joell Palmer|Joell]] brought in an offering of a hot bowl of beans for Bradley which he thanked Joel for. Bradley commented that they tasted as though they had some form of spice mixed in with them, but Bradley was unable to identify which specific spice was added. Bradley also snacked on more Oreos, but did so in a concerning manner - eating them off to the side of his mouth. Bradley explained that he did this to avoid any further [[Bradley's Health|damage to his teeth.]] During this stream, Bradley wore his [[Brad Fashion|Arby's Tinfoil Gray t-shirt.]]

[[File:Joelgivesbeans.png|left|thumb|A shirtless Joel brings the dragon an offering of hot beans]]

Today, Bradley started his stream early, at 10:50am his time. Despite starting early, he refused to play Dota 2 until 12pm. When 12pm arrived Bradley ignored it as he wanted to get another player on Istaria to carry him through a quest. However, Bradley soon found out he lacked the correct components to complete the quest by talking with the other player and instead quit the game to begin Dota 2 10 minutes late.

Later into the stream, Alex would enter Bradley's room to check on his "trash levels". Alex then reminded Bradley to bring trash out of his room and place it in the communal trash bin instead. It can be inferred from this that Alex is attempting to get Bradley to live a bit more neatly and not allow his room to become a health hazard.

<blockquote>
Istaria player: So u don't have the components right ....? 
Bradley Dragon: Oh no i dont 
Istaria player: *pings required components* these 2 comps for the spirit bolt... 
Bradley Dragon: Bah i got to go... maybe see you later *quits* 
</blockquote>

[[File:Bradoreo.png|600px|thumb|centre|Bradley eat's Oreo's on one side of his mouth as he doesn't want to risk his front teeth breaking more]]

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|CrispyWanderingTireTheThing-XDGWUp7hwEV4YmqJ|475|inline|Bradley is killed by a pudge and screams in teams comms|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|LaconicAgitatedFennelPhilosoraptor-A6k79fiTq-ELtG_t|475|inline|Pudge is accused of a cooldown hack|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|HardAntediluvianCroissantBudBlast-2-4l-bFVL0NPvw7b|475|inline|Bradley eats an Oreo and we see how bad his teeth are as he struggles to bite through it using his front teeth|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|GenerousCuriousSkirretDAESuppy-F5a-3_Kg1S53C-27|475|inline|Joell brings Bradley a bowl of hot beans, he leans around the door so we sadly never see his full naked torso|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|DeafIncredulousMetalDAESuppy-a5d9hEOFthQlj9dU|475|inline|Bradley loses it and screams at his teammate|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|PopularBlightedJuiceSuperVinlin-Y18SIRE1MzNavQzx|475|inline|Bradley is solo killed by a Pudge and declares that he is banned|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|GorgeousFriendlyKeyboardOpieOP-kmudTmYs04KC6a73|475|inline|Alex talks to brad about "trash levels" (title error, it's Alex not Joel)|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|ArbitraryRudeHabaneroDuDudu-slz4P6qQdTxzwwmq|475|inline|Bradley seems to have no idea how he was killed as lifestealer outplays him|frame}}

[[Category: January 2022]]

January 26th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T19:10:32Z

Fedsmoker:

[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1276664258 On January 26th, 2022 Bradley streamed for 5 hours and 8 minutes.] For the first 54 minutes Bradley played Istaria, the final 4 hours and 14 minutes were spent playing Dota 2.

Bradley won 3 and lost 2 games this stream.

[[File:Bradley Triangle.png|thumb|right|Bradley overexerts his arm/shoulder, looking like a happy Buddha]]

Bradley's food order from Arby's consisted of a [https://drmarbys.com/smokehouse-brisket-sandwich-2/#:~:text=SMOKE%20HOUSE%20BRISKET,on%20an%20artisan%2Dstyle%20roll. Smokehouse Brisket Sandwich] with Crinkle Fries. He was going to make a big pot of spaghetti but changed his mind citing that it would take too long to go to Walmart and purchase the ingredients which would cause Bradley to be late for his stream. Bradley stated that he was a man of his word and wouldn't be late for a stream. During this stream, Bradley wore his [[Brad Fashion|Arby's Tinfoil Gray t-shirt.]]

Bradley spoke at length during his Istaria gameplay about his dreams. He said that they have complex storylines and purposes but towards the end of said dreams they seem to go strange as his brain runs out of ideas. Brad says he can freely wake up from said dreams.

[[File:Bradley is upset with fire spirits slow.png|thumb|Bradley expresses anger at perceived inconsistent attack speed slow]]

Today, Bradley started his stream early, at 11:20am his time. Bradley intended to play for an hour then switch to DOTA. He did a number of repetitive mob slaying quests before switching to DOTA at 12:14pm 6 minutes earlier than his state 1 hour timeframe and 14 minutes later than the scheduled stream start time.

The stream ended early as Bradley's computer rebooted suddenly. Bradley believes this to be caused by a malfunctioning hard drive which he needs to replace.

<blockquote>
What does that attack speed slow only seem to work for enemies? When I play Phoenix that attack speed slow does NOTHING. AT ALL. THAT ATTACK SPEED SLOW LITERALLY HAS NO EFFECT. If I'm playing Phoenix. - Bradley Dragon
</blockquote>

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|KnottyFamousMeatloafKappa-WQzApCtbFr3k_Vye|475|inline|Bradley professes his true power level|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|CorrectPreciousPastaGrammarKing-uZtNGvsZBVVbU7PD|475|inline|Bradley talks about his dreams|frame}}

[[Category: January 2022]]

January 21st, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T19:09:47Z

Fedsmoker:

[https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1267905714 On January 21st, 2022 Bradley streamed for 6 hours and 11 minutes and played Dota 2.]

Bradley won 3 and lost 2 games this stream.

[[File:J19Brad.png|thumb|Bradley chows down on a Taco Bell Burrito, unaware that his order was compromised by the Taco Bell employees (possible Wankdemon agents)]]

Bradley ate [[Brad's Diet|Taco Bell basic Burritos]] on stream but quickly discovered his order had been sabotaged. Instead of replacing the Jalapeno sauce with Ranch as Brad requested, the employees gave him the burritos as is resulting in them being too spicy for Brad's delicate taste. During this stream he wore the [[Brad Fashion|Blue hot pocket t-shirt.]]

[[File:Bradrealisation.png|left|thumb|The exact moment Bradley realised his burrito order had been sabotaged with Jalapeno sauce instead of his requested Ranch]]

Bradley started the stream with 56 minutes of dead air as he got lost driving around Indianapolis in his [[2019 Jeep Renegade|car]]. He refused to use a GPS because he was "Trying to learn the local area".

Bradley was initially planning to do an irl stream from Kroger on his phone but was thwarted in this plan by the fact he doesn't know his Twitch password - it's saved to his PC and he cannot get it from his phone.

Brad once again discussed the potential cooking stream with [[Alex]] and informed the chat that the reason he isn't doing it today is because he hadn't prepared ahead of time to get ingredients and by the time he got them it would have been far too late. He promised that this stream will happen soon.

The stream ended with a 10 minute long discussion/rant about the covid vaccine and Brad's opinions on it. It ended when Horse raided Timado to stop the discussion short, after being worried Bradley would fall foul of Twitch TOS for vaccine misinformation.

[[File:J21Leo.png|600px|thumb|centre|Leo was present for this stream asleep on Brad's bed]]

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|StylishChillyMeatloafBudStar-MYAtuAxUDtnGi87V||center|Bradley struggles to cope with the spice after forcing himself to eat one of the Jalapeno Sauce Burritos to avoid starvation}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|BenevolentTiredDragonflyRedCoat-r0tsnw5xT0z8dLL6||center|Bradley continues his long time feud against Shadow Shaman by blogging about how broken the hero is}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|FaintClearSowPanicVis-dPLop9D1nCWqLKjv||center|Bradley identifies catfish as he browses various dating apps/fetish sites while streaming}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|EnchantingGorgeousCarrotKlappa-8Mjc9qYx3KFF4nkD||center|The enemy pudge clearly hacks in front of Bradley and he wastes no time in calling him out.}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SillyIronicCobraANELE-05Vzv8OWpGMPYCIP||center|Brad's own team turn on him to call him out for speaking out against the hackers.}}

[[Category: January 2022]]

House Fire Incident

2025-07-16T19:07:18Z

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[[File:Housefire1.png|thumb|left|An image of the damage caused by the fire to Bradley's house]]
[[File:Brads_room_fire.jpg|thumb|left|Bradley's room after the fire]]

The House Fire Incident occurred in the morning of March 27th, 2021 when due to an accident [[Bradley_the_Dragon|Bradley's]] house burned down.

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==Prelude==
Bradley had been streaming as normal in the weeks leading up to this incident. On the 25th of March, Bradley once again streamed as normal but changed things up by starting a new character on the game Archeage Unchained. Unfortunately after progressing through the character creator Bradley noticed he was having real performance issues with the game and blamed it on the fact he was livestreaming. As a result of this, Bradley said goodbye to chat and shut down his stream.

The next day Bradley was online as usual, but despite requests to stream more Dota he didn't start his stream. Bradley had already become obsessed with Archeage Unchained and had been up most of the previous night grinding the game, he didn't want to stop to play Dota so he decided to skip a day of streaming while he continued his grind.

==The Fire==

Bradley stayed up all night continuing his grind and was just about to head to sleep (~11:15AM) when he claims he heard a "Loud bang" and shortly after both smelled and saw smoke coming from the hallway outside his room. Bradley's roommates planned to evacuate the house via the bathroom window, which allowed them to climb onto the roof. Alex tried to get Bradley to go with him to the bathroom so they could evacuate, however he refused multiple times. Flames were already starting to grow, so Bradley ended up opening a larger window in his room on the second floor. He was able to use a plank that had been propped up against the side of the house by neighbours, and with the assistance of his roommates, was able to climb down and escape the fire. As Bradley escaped he suffered scrapes to his elbows and knees and was burnt as burning cladding came off the house and struck him on the hip causing a wide burn approximately 4 inches in diameter.

Shortly after Bradley escaped the house the Indianapolis Fire Department arrived and began fighting the fire which had already spread substantially through the building. After 25 minutes of effort from the Fire Department the fire was successfully put out and the danger was over. Bradley was taken to Eskenazi hospital to get his burn treated and to monitor for the adverse effects of smoke inhalation. His burn was treated with bandages and he was given Hydrocodone to help manage the pain before being discharged. Bradley's other roommates were also sent to hospital with similar injuries.

<blockquote>Pretty nasty... nasty business. All in all. -Bradley Dragon </blockquote>

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SucculentPowerfulAlligatorKeyboardCat-f3xKfuDxcKeQQRhe|600|center|Alex owns up to causing the fire|frame}}

==Brad's Community find out==

Bradley's community became aware that something was wrong when they noticed Bradley's Discord had been offline for hours - an incredibly rare occurrence that usually only happened if he was moving house. In the evening of the 28th of March Bradley came back online via mobile to share what had happened to him and also share a fundraiser link to allow community members to support him if they wanted to. Nine members of Bradley's community donated to him via this Gofundme and Bradley was able to raise a total of $275. At this point Bradley informed his community that he was unsure if his computer had been destroyed in the fire and he didn't know when he would be able to return to streaming if it was indeed destroyed.

[[File:Gofundmefire.png|600px|thumb|centre|The fundraiser Bradley set up to help him recover from the fire]]

==The Aftermath==

Bradley was unfortunately now homeless as the damage to the house from the fire made his house unliveable. He spent the following two nights sleeping in his car before his landlord [[Joell Palmer|Joell]] offered Bradley alternative emergency accommodation in another of his properties that wasn't furnished or fully developed yet. Bradley states that the house had intermittent power, very little wireless connection and was freezing cold. After a couple of nights there he moved to a hotel, using both the money raised from his Gofundme and money he was able to claim from the Red Cross to help in the emergency.

Bradley was able to revisit the house at this time and though he had lost many of his possessions he was very happy to find that his computer had survived the fire. Bradley attributed it's survival both to his quick thinking and luck. Bradley believes opening a window and closing his door to lessen the amount of smoke that collected in his room saved the computer from too much smoke damage, and a ceiling panel that fell over the computer also saved it from water damage from firefighters extinguishing the blaze.

Sadly a stream favourite item was destroyed in the fire, Bradley's [[Tidehunter plushie]] was too damaged by the smoke to remain usable and Bradley was forced to get rid of it. Bradley's second computer monitor was also destroyed.

Bradley was able to resume streaming after this incident from his hotel on the 2nd April 2021, this began the 10 day long Hotel Arc.

==Causes of the fire==

The initial cause of the fire wasn't clear, Bradley's first assumption was that his roommate [[Alex]] had knocked over a candle beginning the blaze. However this didn't make much sense as Alex wasn't present at the time. Later investigations from the fire department confirmed the source of the blaze was from indeed from a candle but rather than being knocked over the candle was simply placed too close to a malfunctioning oil heater. The candle ignited the oil heater causing an explosion and very rapidly spreading the flames through the house.

Some people insist the fire was in fact caused by Bradley's inner Dragon powers awakening, however this theory is completely unsubstantiated and Bradley gets very angry if anyone tries to imply he had a hand in causing the fire. This suggests it is just a malicious rumour made up by trolls.

<blockquote>
All that we know is that there was a fire that happened in about 10-15 seconds. Suddenly it went from everything was fine to "Oh my fucking God there's a fire!". It was that fast. It was like spontaneously a giganto flame of black oil smoke... -Bradley Dragon </blockquote>

{{#ev:youtube|5SX7Si7QS3I||center|Bradley describes how the incident began|frame}}

==Media==

Various organisations made articles and social media posts about the fire, archives of their posts and on scene photos can be found below.

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[[Category:Incidents]]
[[Category:Arc - Fire House]]

Crab Claw

2025-07-16T19:01:14Z

Fedsmoker:

[[File:Crab Claw.png|400px|thumb|right|Bradley demonstrating how he uses the Crab Claw to play Dota 2]]
The Crab Claw is the name given to [[Bradley the Dragon|Bradley the Dragon's]] crippled left arm.

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==Overview==
The Crab Claw came about due to an accidental [[:Category:Incidents|incident]] at birth. It left his arm and hand permanently crippled and with limited mobility. Bradley can still use the arm for simple tasks, but experiences some pain when trying to completely open his hand. Despite this setback, Bradley is still able to play Dota 2 and use video game controllers without much issue.

As compensation for the accident that left his arm damaged for life, Bradley is entitled to a [[Financial Situation|lifetime annuity]].

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|PoisedGleamingWaspKappaPride-f6mq0J2rC2n_Wxrm||center|Bradley demonstrates how his Crab Claw works|frame}}

==Other Names==
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SuaveEsteemedDurianMau5-tiDVfT0qcx-nDkqk|400|right||frame}}

The Crab Claw occasionally goes by other names, listed below:

* T-rex arm
* Damaged wing

[[Category:Incidents]]

Wankdemon

2025-07-16T18:59:36Z

Fedsmoker:

<blockquote>
Wankdemon is Bradley's oldest foe, a hacker of legendary reputation. If you see Wankdemon, abandon all hope for he shall wank on your corpse.
</blockquote>

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==Overview==
Wankdemon had a humble beginning as a Dota 2 player, like many, accused by [[Bradley the Dragon]] of hacking/cheating. He first appeared on 24 March 2021, near the end of the [[:Category:Arc - Fire House|Fire House Arc]], playing as Doom on the enemy team. Wankdemon killed Bradley under an observer ward, who immediately accused him of using a vision hack. This prompted Wankdemon to respond with the iconic line:

<blockquote style="text-align:center;">
Wankdemon cums for you
</blockquote>

It was when Wankdemon began appearing more and more in his games that Bradley began accusing the mysterious entity of queue sniping him too. A game with a Wankdemon on the enemy team was typically an assured loss for Bradley.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|NastyTentativeElkPicoMause-1w2Hi6Y6h7CLSqA_|475|inline|Wankdemon cums for Bradley|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|TransparentOnerousRutabagaKappa-h1lokqnR51SFiOD8|475|inline|Wankdemon hacks smurfs onto his own team|frame}}

Over time, Wankdemon began to appear more and more, often with varying degrees of skill compared to previous appearances. This led Brad to believe that there is a group of players all taking on the Wankdemon persona with the sole purpose of targeting his games. No matter how many Wankdemons he reported, they just kept coming. The enduring presence of Wankdemons in his games, and suggestions from his own community, inspired Bradley to implement a stream sniper overlay in an effort to curb the flow wankings.

==TWANK Guild==
'''[Need content relating to TWANK guild]'''

==Wankangel==
<blockquote>
Wankangel is Bradley's greatest champion, a smurf of mysterious origin. If you see a Wankangel, take hope for he shall wank you off on your enemies corpses.
</blockquote>
Every now and again, Bradley's games are blessed with the arrival of a Wankangel. Typically a Wankangel does everything in their power to ensure the game is a win for Bradley. If a Wankangel appears on Bradley's team, they will fight hard to drag him kicking and screaming towards the enemy team's ancient. If a Wankangel appears on the enemy team, then feeding, griefing and throwing to ensure Bradley's victory have all been known to occur. It is worth noting that Wankangels are very rarely, if ever, reported by Bradley after the game.

[[Category:Arc - Fire House]]

Bradley the Dragon

2025-07-16T18:56:42Z

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{{Infobox Character
| Image = BradPhoto.png
| Image Caption = Bradley Dragon in 2021
| Name = Bradley the Dragon
| Other Names = Michael Dingman
| Race = Dragon
| Gender = Male
| Occupation = Full-time Streamer
}}

Bradley the Dragon (real name Michael Dingman) is a popular Dota 2 streamer and [[dominant red dragon]]. He currently lives in Indianapolis in the great U S of A!

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==Early Life==

Bradley Dragon grew up in Amish Country in New York, as a young dragon he was born to a Christian family and would attend Church every Sunday. Often, they would go to McDonald's after their church service for a wholesome family American meal.

===Brad's Arm===
Brad's left arm, often referred to as the [[Crab Claw]], is crippled since hatching due to an accident at birth which damaged his [https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/brachial-plexus-injury/symptoms-causes/syc-20350235 Brachial Plexus]. Due to this injury, Bradley has weakness in his left arm, only really being able to move his thumb and middle and index fingers. Bradley also described shooting/burning pains in his arm when he was younger, he attributed this to his [[Abilify]] prescription but it's consistent with Brachial Plexus Injury. For his injury, Bradley was awarded lifetime [[Annuity]], which paid out every month.

===Brad's Family Life===
Bradley never knew his father growing up as he left before his birth. At a young age he moved out of his mothers house and into his grandparents house a short walk away. Often while walking between the two he would fantasise about being chased by dogs to make the journey more exciting
'''[Need information on Bradley's Mother, Bradley's Father (left at a young age), Bradley's step sister and step brother.]'''

Bradley would eventually be placed within a class for students with behavioral issues and assigned a constant wrangler, this is the moment he recalls when [[The Curse]] began to manifest and his life began to change for the worse. A prominent example of the curse manifesting is when Bradley's minder wrote down that bradley threw a pen across the class when it infact rolled off the edge of his desk. Brad felt very isolated during his schooling especially after his permanent assistant was assigned to him.'''[Need Tw.tv clip]''' Brad explains that his lack of confidence stems from an incident in school where some people would "compliment on me" (which he now belives to be in bad faith) and that the confidence coming from this caused him to stand up to a bully throwing snack carrots at people who then broke his nose leaving a permanent bump. Ever since then Brad has vowed to never have any confidence at all and to never stand up for himself in any situation. {{#ev:bradleydragonclips|DrabWildSpaghettiThisIsSparta-5VM0_iHEqmtpe1g_||center|Brad recalls the last time he grew a spine}}

'''[Need information on Bradley's teenaged years.]'''
Bradley attended College for one semester where he took courses on networking before dropping out at the start of his second term he claims this is becuase they didn't give enough time to readjust to college life upon returning from winter break.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|KawaiiCuteBeefLitty-3Zm6xVVhgKlw-ts7||center|Bradley recounts a memory from his childhood|frame}}

==Dota 2==

'''[Information needed on the following: Dota 2 Alchemy and subsequent ban, Dota 2 Coaching, Clip where Bradley is being Raged at by coach, Bradley's previous MMR, How he Discovered Dota 2, Bradley playing League of Legends before Dota]'''

===Overview===
Bradley Dragon started playing Dota 2 in 2013, although he staunchly argues that he actually started playing in 2012 '''[Need Tw.tv clip]'''. Over the course of more than 5,000 games of Dota 2, Bradley has fluctuated between low Herald and high Crusader ranks. He attributes his inability to climb out of the low skill bracket to being frequently targeted by hackers, cheaters and smurfs, despite there being no real evidence to support his claim. [[The Curse]] is often cited as being behind this. There has been some evidence of queue sniping in the past (however, not nearly as much as Bradley believes) due to the frequency of [[Wankdemon|Wankdemons and Wankangels]] appearing in his games.

Bradley has openly stated on multiple occasions that losses and deaths are never his fault. Out of more than 3,000 losses, Bradley believes that the loss may be attributed to him in only two (2) of those instances. He does not blame this on his own poor gameplay, but rather on other factors he does not control such as persistent lag.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|EagerEasyApeWow-R7vMP7-fefs6JMMJ||center|It is never Bradley's fault|frame}}

===Hackers, Cheaters, Smurfs and Snipers===
<blockquote>
Hi again Brad, just another reminder that there are no infinite mana hacks, cast range hacks, +GPM / XPM hacks, or really any hacks at all like you accuse people of using. You're using "hacks" to deflect away from your own poor gameplay, such as dying 19 times as a midlaner. Focus on your own gameplay and you will improve.
</blockquote>

By far, the most common reason Bradley cites for a lost game of Dota 2 is the presence of hackers/cheaters. They are extremely prevalent in all of Bradley's games, and unluckily for him they are only ever on the enemy team and never his own. Though [[List of Hacks|too many to list exhaustively]], some examples of hacks often identified by Bradley are as follows:
* GPM/XPM Hacks
* Damage reduction/immunity hacks
* Cooldown reduction hacks
* Debuff duration hacks
* Hacks that cause Bradley to miss skillshots or misuse spells/items
* Infinite mana hacks
* Cast range hacks
* Tower/creep aggro hacks

Often times, Bradley will attempt to prove the existence of a hack by meticulously scrubbing through the game replay frame by frame, or by testing every possible variation he can think of in demo mode. To date, not a single instance of legitimate hacking/cheating has been identified.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|ShyExquisiteAlpacaKlappa-7zEMHSvWJdyBiaZV||center|Bradley attempts to prove an XPM hack|frame}}

==Streaming==

'''[Information and Articles needed on When Bradley started Streaming Dota and why, Christmas stream]'''

==Notable Life Events==
'''[Information and Articles needed on past sexual encounters & partners, moving from New York to Indiana, Walmart job, Previous Roommates, House Fire Incident, Covid Incidents.]'''

==Trivia==
* Has a hair condition where he should wash it twice a weak (he doesn't)
* Is an active member of the kink community with interests in feet, spanking and hypnotism [maybe a seperate fetlife heading]
* Bi but not romantically and strictly a top after a single experiment
* Favourite Meal he's cooked himself is "double ramen with hotdogs"
* Was [[Telekinesis|telekinetic]] for a period in 8th grade but only for a few weeks and only on objects already moving
* Can [[Dimension Shifting|dimension shift]] to avoid deaths examples so far include a car crash and a heart attack
* Claims if you shit more than once every few days you have a problem with yourself

'''[Thought this might be a good place to drop random little bits that don't fit anywhere else idk if we'll find it usefull]'''

==See Also==

[[Category: Characters]]
[[Category: Main Characters]]

Telekinesis

2025-07-16T18:53:31Z

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[[Bradley the Dragon]] possesses mild telekinetic abilities.

==Overview==
Sometime in either his 8th or 9th year of school, Bradley discovered during gym class that he had the ability to telekinetically manipulate objects in motion in order to change their path of movement. His cited example is that, with his mind, he could alter the direction of balls that he had rolled. He possessed mild telekinesis for only a couple weeks and has since been unable to use the ability. It is unknown whether or not the ability is truly gone, or if it still lies dormant within him, waiting to be harnessed once more.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|BoredJollyGnatKevinTurtle|475|inline|Bradley explains his telekinesis (part 1)|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SleepyNeighborlyScorpionNomNom|475|inline|Bradley explains his telekinesis (part 2)|frame}}

[[Category:Special Abilities]]

Empath

2025-07-16T18:48:26Z

Fedsmoker:

[[File:Empath.jpg|frame|center|Artists interpretation of Bradley when experiencing strong empathic feelings.]]

==Overview==
On January 15th, Bradley clarified that Empathic Abilities only work through touch. It requires him to put his hand on somebody to feel their emotion, and even then it doesn't work well. [1 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1266053715 - 1:10] '''(This seems to directly contradict every other time he's spoken about it doesn't it?)'''

Bradley identifies himself as an 'intellectual Empath'. [2 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1266053715 - 1:40]

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|EncouragingBeautifulPotatoCclamChamp-tMI1-sskiDlhDPjV||center|Bradley declares Empathy is a curse|frame}}

Bradley is able to feel the emotions from others through his Empathetic Link, so much so that at times they can cause [[Bradley's Health|Headaches]] and overwhelm him. In addition to being able to take in others emotions, Bradley is also able to see the landscape of their mind. Years ago, Brad peered into the mind of a wheelchair bound mentally handicapped student attending his school and entered into a vision that he called "[[The Void]]" described as "the lights were off and no one was home". Brad also cited the lack of a soul within this several disabled child (nice guy).

Bradley has noted that he doesn't find his Empathic Link ability to be very useful, and that it's "completely useless, and self detrimental more often than not" so he doesn't use it often. [3 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1266053715 - 7:30-8:30]

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|PluckyConsiderateWatercressFailFish-IndLhCvD1GhVrHyU||center|Bradley explains more about his empath abilities|frame}}

==Fading Power==
As of May 2022, it is speculated by Bradley himself that his empathetic powers may be fading or already absent completely. This is due to the fact that Bradley attempted to use his powers on his [[The Hole|friend with benefits]] but was unable to see anything. It is unknown what phenomenon has caused this loss of power, or if it is only temporary.

[[File:Empath power fade.png|frame|center|Bradley suggests his empathetic powers are fading]]

'''[Information Needed: When Bradley first became an Empath, Current Empath Status, Links to other articles detailing Empath events]'''

[[Category: Special Abilities]]

Dimension Shifting

2025-07-16T18:45:18Z

Fedsmoker:

[[Bradley the Dragon]] possesses the unique ability to dimension shift when his life is in danger.

==Overview==
According to Bradley, dimension shifting is the act of one's consciousness being transported to an alternate reality to preserve one's own life from harm. The new reality is mostly identical to the original, with the primary difference being that the life-threatening event is no longer present. There are at least two known occurrences in Bradley's life in which the ability to dimension shift has been used. Both known uses were for the purpose of his life being saved. It is believed that Bradley has no conscious control over this ability, and that it happens automatically.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|HonestJazzyArtichokeDatBoi-rVNSUO-6PaulGOpg||center|Bradley explains his ability to dimension shift (part 1)|frame}}

==Known Dimension Shifts==
The most notable instance of dimension shifting was when Bradley shifted his consciousness to avoid crashing his car and dying. The only other known instance of dimension shifting was when his heart was about to give out (likely due to his [[Body weight|body weight]]), and his consciousness shifted to an alternate version of Bradley where his body was mildly healthier.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|PrettiestDeadMelonSeemsGood-57pvyvEEpJgwTtvu||center|Bradley explains his ability to dimension shift (part 2)|frame}}

[[Category:Special Abilities]]

Chimp Test Incident

2025-07-16T18:43:37Z

Fedsmoker:

[[File:Humanbenchmark.png|frame|center|Bradley chugs an Arizona Tea before embarking on the Human Benchmark test]]
The Chimp Test Incident occurred on the 25th July 2021 after Bradley completed the [https://humanbenchmark.com "Human Benchmark"] test in the final 30 minutes of the stream. The full VOD of the Chimp test can be found here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsXlZE3lR9A&t=23426s|]

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==Prelude==

Brad's fanbase had long been requesting that he complete some form of test on stream as a form of alternative entertainment if he didn't feel like playing one of his usual games and as a way to prove his self declared "[[Bradley's Intelligence|High IQ]]". Bradley had been streaming Dota 2 for over 6 hours but on the final game of the night, ran into a "useless team" and lost. Brad insisted he played the game better than any of his team - pointing to the fact he had the most kills while conveniently failing to notice he also had the most deaths. After Brad's team exchanged words with him in the post game chat Brad declared he wanted to stop the stream, but quickly decided to instead do the Human Benchmark test before stopping as his fans had been requesting for days at this point.

After leaving the camera for 2 minutes and 20 seconds to go to the restroom, Bradley returned and immediately chugged a large quantity of Arizona tea - Ginseng with green tea and honey flavour. He panted from the effort of drinking so much of the Arizona tea so quickly before wiping his mouth and beginning the test itself, starting with a "Reaction Time test".

<blockquote>
Urgh. 6 and a half hours and I already want to stop the stream. You know what? I'm going to go to the restroom, come back and let's do that uhh... the test thing. -Bradley Dragon
</blockquote>

==Reaction Time ==

[[File:humanbenchmarkreaction.png|thumb|right|Bradley concentrating hard on completing the Reaction Time Test]]

To complete the Reaction Time test the user must wait for the red screen to turn green and then click. After doing this 5 times the user's result is the average difference in milliseconds between the screen turning green and them clicking across these attempts.

Bradley began the test by completing his first round in 235ms. He then attempted to cheat, spam clicking the test until he realised that just kept resetting it after 7 resets. Brad's second legitimate result came in at 294ms, but after scrolling down and noting the average of 273ms - which he was now above - he declared that "I don't think this test is really that fair." He immediately followed this up by getting a third result of 262ms and a fourth of 229ms before elaborating that he thinks the test is a "Hardware test" as there is "Such a thing as hardware lag". Bradley finished the test with a fifth result of between 203ms and 207ms, giving him his final average result of 245ms.

Bradley's 245ms average result placed him in the 33rd percentile of people who had taken the test so far. Bradley had no comment on this and proceeded on to the second test - "Sequence Memory".

==Sequence Memory==

The Sequence Memory test is very simple: there are a set of 9 buttons arranged in a 3x3 grid. When started, a button will light up and an audible sound effect is heard. The test is completed by clicking the buttons that lit up in order. Every time the end of the sequence is reached the sequence begins again, but the number of buttons that light up in order increases by 1.

Bradley completed this test silently and was doing very well until he seemingly forgot which square to start with and chose the wrong one on sequence 8 giving him a final score of 8. Brad misread the graph that showed other people's scores and incorrectly assumed his score of 8 meant he was "perfectly average". In reality he had scored in the 27th percentile on this test, putting him far below average.

<blockquote>
Hahaha! Yep that's about right. I guess I'm perfectly average! -Bradley Dragon
</blockquote>

==Chimp Test==

This is the test from which this incident takes its name. It's a very simple test where squares must be clicked in order according to their numbers. The amount of squares that must be clicked increases over time and, after clicking the first square, the rest are hidden from view. The user gets 3 "strikes" before their test is over and their highest result stands.

Bradley was immediately confused by the description of the test and made an error on his first attempt. He didn't seem to understand why he got a strike and verbally questioned it. Continuing onto the 6th round Bradley made another error mixing up the position of a 5 with a 6 earning him his second strike. At this point Bradley rejected that reality, claiming the number he clicked was "definitely a 5". The very next round after making this mistake Bradley made the exact same error and finished the test with a score of 6, getting angry and shouting at the test.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SarcasticThankfulArtichokeKappaWealth-I8z2D6P64BgOOVEn||center|Bradley attempts the Chimp Test|frame}}

Recreating this result on the Human Benchmark website shows that Bradley's score of 6 here would put him in the 3rd percentile of those tested; however, Bradley decided to do this test a second time as he was unsatisfied with this result.

<blockquote>
What?! That was definitely a 5. THAT WAS A 5! THE 6 WAS HERE! *sighs* let's try that again... 
-Bradley Dragon
</blockquote>

[[File:Bradconfusedheadtilt.png|thumb|right|Bradley tilts his head in confusion at failing at the Chimp Test]]

After restarting the test Bradley reached his previous position and immediately made the same error. He insisted that the "test is cheating" and explains that he "clearly remembers" reality being different. The fact that Bradley failed in this way 3 times suggests that his short term memory struggles to hold more than 6 data points at once. More research is needed to be done on this matter, though anecdotal evidence from many Dota 2 streams and replay reviews backs this theory up so it is held in good standing.

Bradley continued on with the test, making another mistake on the 7th sequence attempt which he blamed on a miss click while stating that his mouse doesn't work properly. After continuing with the test he completed the 7th sequence on his second try, but then failed to complete the 8th sequence. This earned him a score of 8 placing him in the 8th percentile. Bradley was unhappy with his result for this test declaring "Fuck that one, I swear that one cheats" upon seeing his awful percentile result.

==Aim Trainer==

As one of the simplest Human Benchmark tests to understand Bradley didn't waste any time in getting to grips with clicking the targets as they appeared - with zero commentary. His deep focus on the task at hand unfortunately didn't pay off as his score of 572ms was only enough to rank him in the 16th percentile; leading him to remark that he "didn't do so well". In all, Bradley managed to hit every target first time bar one. His low score in this test did not come as a shock to him, or his viewers, as he spends little time playing games that require swift and <s>immediate</s> accurate mouse movements, like First Person Shooters.

==Typing Test==

'''[some photographic evidence of Brad's typing ability in dota/discord would not go amiss here]'''

Upon opening the Typing Test Bradley immediately groaned, knowing that the [[Crab Claw]] would make this test quite difficult for him. As had been revealed in many streams prior Bradley is unable to touch type, and would repeatedly check his hands' positions on the keyboard. The Dragon was tasked with recreating an excerpt from The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes in which Watson describes Holmes' relationship with the character Irene Adler. Bradley completed the first line of the test almost flawlessly, at a slow and steady pace, opting for a strategy of disregarding the capitalization of letters in favour of speed. With a few minor hiccups he proceeded through the rest of the typing test at this pace and level of accuracy, eventually clocking in at 3 minutes and 10 seconds, making this the longest of all of the Human Benchmark tests. After a sigh of exasperation Brad regarded his score of 31WPM - the 29th percentile - "not bad". He went on to explain that he is "not used to doing capitals", something his left hand would undoubtedly hinder.

==Verbal Memory==

All that lay between the Dragon and victory now were a series of three memory tests. Bradley began this one with a trademark head tilt and scowl, signalling that the test's instructions were immediately unclear to him, and clarified by scrolling down to find more information. Bradley quickly interpreted that the percentile distribution graph's left skew meant that "everyone does shit at this test", and brimmed with confidence as he began - despite not fully understanding what to do. With a persistent frown, Bradley clicked his way to an initial score of 8 words remembered, before screaming, "WHAT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S ASKING ME!" and explaining that he was clicking buttons at random. He then reasoned that the solution to this test was a "pattern", and attempted it a second time. He correctly noted that the first word given would always be new, arguably the most intelligent thing he said during this entire stream, and then managed to almost double his initial score to 14 points, landing him in the 21st percentile. "Whatever".

==Number Memory==

Unlike the previous test, the instructions for its numerical cousin could not have been made simpler - see a number, memorize it, type it in a box. Bradley accidentally quit out of this test at one point, but it seems unlikely that this was foul play to boost his score. Bradley cleverly employed a technique where he would sing the numbers to himself to embed them into his short term memory. Hardcore Bradley fans might recognize the tunes of these songs to be very similar to other melodies Bradley has sang to himself in games of Dota, like the "Lion is so broken" song '''[link to song page?]'''. Bradley conceded defeat at a 9-digit number, leaving his final score at 8 numbers and playing him in the 18th percentile. According to Bradley, 8 digits is his maximum.

==Visual Memory==

The final test involved memorizing the positions of squares on a grid. It's unknown whether Bradley's famed [[Spatial Thinking]] ability played a role in this test, as the grid was only two-dimensional and a mental rotation of it was not required. The test went by without much issue, and Bradley's final score clocked in at 10 points, placing him in the 23rd percentile. Brad erroneously noted that this result was "perfectly average" for reasons unknown.

==Summary==

[[File:Screenshot 2022-01-22 145111.jpg|thumb|right|Bradley's final scores.]]

With his Human Benchmark finally complete, Bradley declared, "So you see...I am...yeah.", before admonishing the eponymous Chimp Test, explaining that his low score was attributed to the test being "not right" and that it "bugged out" on him, which was quite unfortunate. Brad expressed relief that the test was over, and garnered some respect from chat for taking the time to complete it. The remainder of the stream was a completely empty scene, with Bradley contemplating what to stream next for ten minutes, considering Jackbox and Minecraft, before rethinking this. Bradley raided Mason, and signed off with a quick "night, guys".

==Aftermath==

'''(Need clips adding + final summary of what this led to (crsd incident))'''

[[Category:Incidents]]

April 11th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T18:26:03Z

Fedsmoker:

On April 11th, 2022 [[Bradley the Dragon|Bradley Dragon]] went live on twitch. The stream reached Legendary status for many reasons. It was a 16 hour long stream which featured both Dota 2 and Elden ring. After going 5/13 on Enigma getting yet another undeserved win. Bradley determined it was time to play some Elden Ring.

===Guides===
Throughout the duration of the game Brad is often observed looking at guides, what many consider to be cheating in the game. He often lied about the mechanics he knew about bosses. He often knew where items where that very few people find without looking at a guide. Bradley plays normally on what is considered double easy mode. First he plays a caster build, but on top of that he also summons spirits to take boss agro.

== Malenia Blade of Miquella: ==
14 hours 30 minutes and 55 seconds into the stream Brad has his first attempt against Malenia, one of the hardest bosses in Elden Ring. The stream was very supportive of brad as a whole. Encouraging him to do his best. After 4 attempts and usual brad rage he was able to beat the boss... Phase one of the boss. A viewer perfectly timed a Brad voiceline of "I enjoy tits" to the bosses tits showing leaving chat in a fit of laughter. However, Bradley was instantly killed by the Malenia's first move in second phase and claimed for her to be "hacking"

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|RoughMotionlessCucumberPRChase-5APvVCfJcIeqoriA|600|center}}

Further attempts yielded similar results. Brad screaming about nerfs being needed etc.

{{#ev:bradkeydragonclips|TenderConcernedMangoShazBotstix-V8iAIHoW2yCy5993|600|center}}

Chat did what chat does best when Brad died, but they were very supportive of Brads efforts as a whole. Often saying "hes doing it Pog" "he survived Pog" and giving him small pieces of advice where they could. Unfortunately this golden period did not last long. After about an hour of attempts Brad had simply had enough. If he lost this next fight he was going to do the lowest thing an Elden Ring play could do, summon cooperators.
{{#ev:bradkeydragonclips|PlayfulTacitSangDxAbomb--O6wKrRDMHsmstyl|600|center}}

=== Horsetts command ===
Legendary moderator your_horse_lasagna made a new redeemable command horsetts which was a voice to text saying whatever he wanted him to. He told Brad that he shouldn't cheat by summoning players to his aid for the boss to instead beat it on his own,
in a fit of dragon rage and fury Brad skipped the rest of the message. This prompted the rest of chat to begin spamming the new command. Brad then says he is going to demod horse if he keeps this up.
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|KathishMagnificentWaffleSoonerLater-AWMs-LeJmDQYMRLE|475|inline||frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|HealthyGleamingDuckKeepo-YfysdGpT1Mlk9E3Z|475|inline||frame}}

== Summoning To Beat The Boss: ==
Brad Finally cracks summoning players to his aid. Coping as he does it, "literally everyone has had to summon players" she is too OP. Even with the aid of two players. He dies the first time.
Chat starts going ballistic. Doing their best to get a rile out of Brad as he contiunes to summon players to his aid. "CHEATING AND STILL LOSE KEKL" :pepeW SUMMONLEY" spammed as well as the new horsetts command
He loses twice more with companions. Walking into one of the easiest to dodge mechanics of the boss to die. After reciving enough shit from chat he breaks down and goes back to fighting the boss alone (plus a summon).
Chatter ShackPlays makes a bits donation. Claiming Brad would be better at the game and basic mechanics if he didn't need the crutch of a guide. Brad shuts that down with a great insult.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|GrossAntsyOxDoggo-R9BzulIzehUEqXtX|600|center|Brad comes up with a legendary insult|frame}}

Chat as a whole is back to rooting for him with the copy pasta "LETS GO BGOD BradJam" filling the chat 16 hours 3 minutes and 5 seconds into the stream. He is done, he has had enough he summons the two players who
would win the entire boss fight for him. Gigachad and LeatherFace. As the fight goes on people are spamming the new horsetts command. Meanwhile his two summons are doing all of the damage and tanking for Brad.
One of the jannies banned your_horse_lasgana. As soon as the boss dies he whines "I BEAT THIS BOSS FAIR AND SQUARE" the ultimate form of cope. "I am allowed to cheat right back"
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|ScrumptiousElegantDaikonDancingBaby-vJ6qK4B1qxNBLaFo|600|center|Screaming fair and square after summoning two players is ultimate cope|frame}}

== Skipping Bits Donations and TTS ==
Bits donations start raining in. Mostly from chatter a_bone_to_pick. Brad begins skipping all of his bit donations. Horse makes a new command Horse which tells Brad scamming bit donations like he is could cause a ban.
Chat begins to spam it off the 2 second cooldown it was on. Brad becomes quiet, not saying anything. Submissive. Detatached from reality. The horse command changed once again. To the TTS asking Brad how come there are videos
of people beating the boss without even being hit once. Furthermore some have beaten him at soul level one. Brad doesn't want to hear it and contiunes to skip bits and the Horse command rejecting reality.
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|DeliciousSweetPeppermintTheThing-k0rLvXvQNfV3Mijf|475|inline||frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|OptimisticRockyQuailMoreCowbell-eUu82fTZye4nHEHe|475|inline||frame}}

== End of The Stream: ==

[[File:Bradmald.png|thumb|right|Bradley the Dragon, defeated and on the brink of a legendary mald]]

After a 16 hour 40 minute and 46 second stream Brad had simply had enough. He ended the stream with a sigh. What followed in discord is known as the [[Malenia Blade of Miquella Incident]]

[[Category: April 2022]]
[[Category: Legendary Streams]]

February 10th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-16T17:49:38Z

Fedsmoker:

{{#ev:twitchvod|1293643178||center|February 10th, 2022 stream}}

==Overview==
[[File:Brad and Alex Cooking.png|thumb|right|Alex teaching Bradley how to cook]]

On February 10th, 2022 [[Bradley the Dragon|Bradley]] streamed for 2 hours and 9 minutes. This stream is one of the rare [[:Category:Legendary Streams|legendary streams]], as it was the first time that Bradley hosted a cooking stream. The stream covered Bradley and one of his housemates, [[Alex]], while they worked together to produce a goulash dish based off of Bradley's mother's recipe. [[Joell Palmer|Joell]] was also present during the second half of the stream, providing commentary, reading messages from chat, and giving a house tour. During this stream, Bradley wore his [[Brad Fashion|Casual Blue Button-up t-shirt]]. The stream peaked at approximately 190 concurrent viewers.

Bradley began the stream by filling a large pot with water, and placing it on the stove to boil. He forgot to salt the water, and when Alex discovered this, he mentioned that one should always add either oil or butter to pasta while it cooks. This prompted a chat donation questioning the legitimacy of adding oil to pasta, to which Alex responded by asking the donor if they were a chef. He would go on to refer to the chat as the "Peanut Gallery" moving forward.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SlickBreakableKangarooMikeHogu-qjwxQ1ARw90WlP2l|475|inline|Alex calls out the peanut gallery|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|VenomousBenevolentSeahorseCoolStoryBob-yQ8mMl6t2iYEJLsI|475|inline|Alex makes a threat|frame}}

==Cooking is an art==
During the stream, Bradley stated that he believes cooking is a science. This prompted Alex to immediately counter by saying that cooking is actually an art.
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|KindCautiousWitchCharlietheUnicorn-MgYuyf9GFHZYgKXw|600|center|Alex argues that cooking is an art|frame}}

==Cooking is quantum physics==
Bradley went on to reinforce his argument that cooking is a science by explaining, in great detail, how quantum physics applies to cooking in an oven and boiling water.
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|KitschyPerfectCurryThunBeast-pAwD0BDQC2FIhdi-|600|center|Bradley expertly explains quantum physics as it pertains to cooking|frame}}

==Bradley Cooking==
{| class="wikitable" align="center"
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle; text-align: center;" | [[File:BradleyStirsPasta.png|400px|thumb|Bradley applies his knowledge of quantum physics to cooking pasta]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle; text-align: center;" | [[File:BradsBacon.png|400px|thumb|Bradley frying up some bacon]]
|}

Bradley is not very experienced when it comes to the realm of cooking. Because of this, Alex stated several times that he was teaching Bradley how to cook, and he was overall fairly supportive in his efforts. Most of the actual cooking was done by Alex, however Brad did provide a helping hand for certain processes. Bradley was in charge of cooking the pasta, whilst Alex was in charge of cooking the ground beef. After both of these items had been completed, Bradley was then tasked with frying a package of bacon, as it was to be crumbled and mixed into the goulash. Despite being scared of the oil spitting from the pan, and the pan only being partially on the hot plate, the bacon came out looking rather delicious. Joell took over the camera in order to give everyone a better view of how the cooking was going.

{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|VainBlazingWolverineSaltBae-EDgkS_BHT6x8_G0o|600|center|Bradley gets scared by the mean cooking oil|frame}}

After approximately two hours of toiling in the kitchen, the goulash was completed and ready to serve. Brad commented several times about how nice it smelled and that it looked a lot like the goulash he remembers from his childhood.
[[File:BradsGoulash.png|frame|center|Brad's finished goulash]]

==House Tour==
A donor from chat requested Joell to give everyone a house tour. Joell responded by saying he would give a house tour if five more people subscribed. Within seconds, somebody gifted five subs, and Joell began the house tour. This is the first time a tour of the [[Mom's Basement House]] has been given.
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|TriumphantUgliestScallionChocolateRain-LpBUjdEegNkwdI6W|475|inline|Mom's Basement House Tour (Part 1)|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|EnergeticMushyTermitePrimeMe-fxgj0ltMQOpishhD|475|inline|Mom's Basement House Tour (Part 2)|frame}}

==Other Highlights==
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|AbstruseLittleSalsifyANELE-vuhaK5zNHLhrRyP6|475|inline|Who the fuck is Bradley?|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|DelightfulAdventurousCrowKreygasm-mKUzzwYhBhKgo2vX|475|inline|Bradley makes a pun|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|TolerantSteamySquirrelHeyGuys-CFlPg9UtudcMbsTq|475|inline|Joell and Alex accuse know about the hackusations|frame}}
{{#ev:bradleydragonclips|SucculentPowerfulAlligatorKeyboardCat-f3xKfuDxcKeQQRhe|475|inline|The culprit in the [[House Fire Incident]] is identified|frame}}

[[Category: February 2022]]
[[Category: Legendary Streams]]

February 10th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-15T20:05:06Z

Fedsmoker:

{{#ev:twitchvod|1293643178||center|February 10th, 2022 stream}}

==Overview==
[[File:Brad and Alex Cooking.png|thumb|right|Alex teaching Bradley how to cook]]

On February 10th, 2022 [[Bradley the Dragon|Bradley]] streamed for 2 hours and 9 minutes. This stream is one of the rare [[:Category:Legendary Streams|legendary streams]], as it was the first time that Bradley hosted a cooking stream. The stream covered Bradley and one of his housemates, [[Alex]], while they worked together to produce a goulash dish based off of Bradley's mother's recipe. [[Joell Palmer|Joell]] was also present during the second half of the stream, providing commentary, reading messages from chat, and giving a house tour. During this stream, Bradley wore his [[Brad Fashion|Casual Blue Button-up t-shirt]]. The stream peaked at approximately 190 concurrent viewers.

Bradley began the stream by filling a large pot with water, and placing it on the stove to boil. He forgot to salt the water, and when Alex discovered this, he mentioned that one should always add either oil or butter to pasta while it cooks. This prompted a chat donation questioning the legitimacy of adding oil to pasta, to which Alex responded by asking the donor if they were a chef. He would go on to refer to the chat as the "Peanut Gallery" moving forward.

{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|SlickBreakableKangarooMikeHogu-qjwxQ1ARw90WlP2l|475|inline|Alex calls out the peanut gallery|frame}}
{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|VenomousBenevolentSeahorseCoolStoryBob-yQ8mMl6t2iYEJLsI|475|inline|Alex makes a threat|frame}}

==Cooking is an art==
During the stream, Bradley stated that he believes cooking is a science. This prompted Alex to immediately counter by saying that cooking is actually an art.
{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|KindCautiousWitchCharlietheUnicorn-MgYuyf9GFHZYgKXw|600|center|Alex argues that cooking is an art|frame}}

==Cooking is quantum physics==
Bradley went on to reinforce his argument that cooking is a science by explaining, in great detail, how quantum physics applies to cooking in an oven and boiling water.
{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|KitschyPerfectCurryThunBeast-pAwD0BDQC2FIhdi-|600|center|Bradley expertly explains quantum physics as it pertains to cooking|frame}}

==Bradley Cooking==
{| class="wikitable" align="center"
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle; text-align: center;" | [[File:BradleyStirsPasta.png|400px|thumb|Bradley applies his knowledge of quantum physics to cooking pasta]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle; text-align: center;" | [[File:BradsBacon.png|400px|thumb|Bradley frying up some bacon]]
|}

Bradley is not very experienced when it comes to the realm of cooking. Because of this, Alex stated several times that he was teaching Bradley how to cook, and he was overall fairly supportive in his efforts. Most of the actual cooking was done by Alex, however Brad did provide a helping hand for certain processes. Bradley was in charge of cooking the pasta, whilst Alex was in charge of cooking the ground beef. After both of these items had been completed, Bradley was then tasked with frying a package of bacon, as it was to be crumbled and mixed into the goulash. Despite being scared of the oil spitting from the pan, and the pan only being partially on the hot plate, the bacon came out looking rather delicious. Joell took over the camera in order to give everyone a better view of how the cooking was going.

{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|VainBlazingWolverineSaltBae-EDgkS_BHT6x8_G0o|600|center|Bradley gets scared by the mean cooking oil|frame}}

After approximately two hours of toiling in the kitchen, the goulash was completed and ready to serve. Brad commented several times about how nice it smelled and that it looked a lot like the goulash he remembers from his childhood.
[[File:BradsGoulash.png|frame|center|Brad's finished goulash]]

==House Tour==
A donor from chat requested Joell to give everyone a house tour. Joell responded by saying he would give a house tour if five more people subscribed. Within seconds, somebody gifted five subs, and Joell began the house tour. This is the first time a tour of the [[Mom's Basement House]] has been given.
{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|TriumphantUgliestScallionChocolateRain-LpBUjdEegNkwdI6W|475|inline|Mom's Basement House Tour (Part 1)|frame}}
{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|EnergeticMushyTermitePrimeMe-fxgj0ltMQOpishhD|475|inline|Mom's Basement House Tour (Part 2)|frame}}

==Other Highlights==
{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|AbstruseLittleSalsifyANELE-vuhaK5zNHLhrRyP6|475|inline|Who the fuck is Bradley?|frame}}
{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|DelightfulAdventurousCrowKreygasm-mKUzzwYhBhKgo2vX|475|inline|Bradley makes a pun|frame}}
{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|TolerantSteamySquirrelHeyGuys-CFlPg9UtudcMbsTq|475|inline|Joell and Alex accuse know about the hackusations|frame}}
{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|SucculentPowerfulAlligatorKeyboardCat-f3xKfuDxcKeQQRhe|475|inline|The culprit in the [[House Fire Incident]] is identified|frame}}

[[Category: February 2022]]
[[Category: Legendary Streams]]

February 10th, 2022 - Stream

2025-07-15T19:56:59Z

Fedsmoker:

{{#ev:twitchvod|1293643178||center|February 10th, 2022 stream}}

==Overview==
[[File:Brad and Alex Cooking.png|thumb|right|Alex teaching Bradley how to cook]]

On February 10th, 2022 [[Bradley the Dragon|Bradley]] streamed for 2 hours and 9 minutes. This stream is one of the rare [[:Category:Legendary Streams|legendary streams]], as it was the first time that Bradley hosted a cooking stream. The stream covered Bradley and one of his housemates, [[Alex]], while they worked together to produce a goulash dish based off of Bradley's mother's recipe. [[Joell Palmer|Joell]] was also present during the second half of the stream, providing commentary, reading messages from chat, and giving a house tour. During this stream, Bradley wore his [[Brad Fashion|Casual Blue Button-up t-shirt]]. The stream peaked at approximately 190 concurrent viewers.

Bradley began the stream by filling a large pot with water, and placing it on the stove to boil. He forgot to salt the water, and when Alex discovered this, he mentioned that one should always add either oil or butter to pasta while it cooks. This prompted a chat donation questioning the legitimacy of adding oil to pasta, to which Alex responded by asking the donor if they were a chef. He would go on to refer to the chat as the "Peanut Gallery" moving forward.

{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|SlickBreakableKangarooMikeHogu-qjwxQ1ARw90WlP2l|475|inline|Alex calls out the peanut gallery|frame}}
{{#ev:BradleyDragonClips|VenomousBenevolentSeahorseCoolStoryBob-yQ8mMl6t2iYEJLsI|475|inline|Alex makes a threat|frame}}

==Cooking is an art==
During the stream, Bradley stated that he believes cooking is a science. This prompted Alex to immediately counter by saying that cooking is actually an art.
{{#ev:twitchclip|KindCautiousWitchCharlietheUnicorn-MgYuyf9GFHZYgKXw|600|center|Alex argues that cooking is an art|frame}}

==Cooking is quantum physics==
Bradley went on to reinforce his argument that cooking is a science by explaining, in great detail, how quantum physics applies to cooking in an oven and boiling water.
{{#ev:twitchclip|KitschyPerfectCurryThunBeast-pAwD0BDQC2FIhdi-|600|center|Bradley expertly explains quantum physics as it pertains to cooking|frame}}

==Bradley Cooking==
{| class="wikitable" align="center"
|-
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle; text-align: center;" | [[File:BradleyStirsPasta.png|400px|thumb|Bradley applies his knowledge of quantum physics to cooking pasta]]
| style="padding: 10px; vertical-align: middle; text-align: center;" | [[File:BradsBacon.png|400px|thumb|Bradley frying up some bacon]]
|}

Bradley is not very experienced when it comes to the realm of cooking. Because of this, Alex stated several times that he was teaching Bradley how to cook, and he was overall fairly supportive in his efforts. Most of the actual cooking was done by Alex, however Brad did provide a helping hand for certain processes. Bradley was in charge of cooking the pasta, whilst Alex was in charge of cooking the ground beef. After both of these items had been completed, Bradley was then tasked with frying a package of bacon, as it was to be crumbled and mixed into the goulash. Despite being scared of the oil spitting from the pan, and the pan only being partially on the hot plate, the bacon came out looking rather delicious. Joell took over the camera in order to give everyone a better view of how the cooking was going.

{{#ev:twitchclip|VainBlazingWolverineSaltBae-EDgkS_BHT6x8_G0o|600|center|Bradley gets scared by the mean cooking oil|frame}}

After approximately two hours of toiling in the kitchen, the goulash was completed and ready to serve. Brad commented several times about how nice it smelled and that it looked a lot like the goulash he remembers from his childhood.
[[File:BradsGoulash.png|frame|center|Brad's finished goulash]]

==House Tour==
A donor from chat requested Joell to give everyone a house tour. Joell responded by saying he would give a house tour if five more people subscribed. Within seconds, somebody gifted five subs, and Joell began the house tour. This is the first time a tour of the [[Mom's Basement House]] has been given.
{{#ev:twitchclip|TriumphantUgliestScallionChocolateRain-LpBUjdEegNkwdI6W|475|inline|Mom's Basement House Tour (Part 1)|frame}}
{{#ev:twitchclip|EnergeticMushyTermitePrimeMe-fxgj0ltMQOpishhD|475|inline|Mom's Basement House Tour (Part 2)|frame}}

==Other Highlights==
{{#ev:twitchclip|AbstruseLittleSalsifyANELE-vuhaK5zNHLhrRyP6|475|inline|Who the fuck is Bradley?|frame}}
{{#ev:twitchclip|DelightfulAdventurousCrowKreygasm-mKUzzwYhBhKgo2vX|475|inline|Bradley makes a pun|frame}}
{{#ev:twitchclip|TolerantSteamySquirrelHeyGuys-CFlPg9UtudcMbsTq|475|inline|Joell and Alex accuse know about the hackusations|frame}}
{{#ev:twitchclip|SucculentPowerfulAlligatorKeyboardCat-f3xKfuDxcKeQQRhe|475|inline|The culprit in the [[House Fire Incident]] is identified|frame}}

[[Category: February 2022]]
[[Category: Legendary Streams]]

IndieAlpaca

2025-05-08T16:30:30Z

Fedsmoker:

IndieAlpaca (She/They) is the ex-boyfriend of [[Krissy]]. She is a streamer and youtuber himself ([https://www.youtube.com/@IndieAlpaca youtube], [https://www.twitch.tv/IndieAlpaca twitch]). She is notable because of his video series she released detailing "Eugene's" extensive stalking of him and Krissy. Brad claim's that Indie was horribly abusing towards Krissy during their relationship. This is how Brad justifies his behavior that Indie outlines in his three part video series. To make it perfectly clear, these allegations are wholly untrue and part of Bradley's deranged cope in order to justify his insane behavior. Indie has not been accused of these things other than by Bradley himself.
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IndieAlpaca

2025-05-08T15:57:08Z

Fedsmoker:

IndieAlpaca (She/They) is the ex-girlfriend of [[Krissy]]. He is a streamer and youtuber himself ([https://www.youtube.com/@IndieAlpaca youtube], [https://www.twitch.tv/IndieAlpaca twitch]). He is notable because of his video series he released detailing "Eugene's" extensive stalking of him and Krissy. Brad claim's that Indie was horribly abusing towards Krissy during their relationship. This is how Brad justifies his behavior that Indie outlines in his three part video series. To make it perfectly clear, these allegations are wholly untrue and part of Bradley's deranged cope in order to justify his insane behavior. Indie has not been accused of these things other than by Bradley himself.
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Category:Leaks

2025-04-29T17:34:33Z

Fedsmoker: Created page with "Compilation of unsavory leaks"

Compilation of unsavory leaks

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2025-04-29T04:32:03Z

Fedsmoker: Category: Leaks

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Baby fur

2025-04-28T02:56:23Z

Fedsmoker:

Brad goes on a tirade defending alleged child rapist [[Snow]], Bradley's GF's "Son", claiming that the child rape was only legally rape. He also claims that loli is okay if its not human.
 
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Baby fur

2025-04-28T02:56:11Z

Fedsmoker: Created page with " Brad goes on a tirade defending alleged child rapist Snow, Bradley's GF's "Son", claiming that the child rape was only legally rape. He also claims that loli is okay if its not human. File: Babyfur.png File: Babyfur2.png File: Babyfur3.png File: Babyfur4.png File: Babyfur5.png"

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2025-04-28T02:53:43Z

Fedsmoker: Category: Leaks

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File:Babyfur4.png

2025-04-28T02:53:31Z

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File:Babyfur3.png

2025-04-28T02:53:15Z

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File:Babyfur2.png

2025-04-28T02:50:19Z

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File:Babyfur.png

2025-04-28T02:47:20Z

Fedsmoker: Baby fur Category: Leaks

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[[Baby fur]]
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File:Fucktoy2.wav

2025-04-28T02:42:25Z

Fedsmoker: Category: Leaks

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2025-04-28T02:38:43Z

Fedsmoker: Brads girlfriend admits that Bradley's into zoophilia Category: Leaks

== Summary ==
Brads girlfriend admits that Bradley's into zoophilia
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2025-04-28T02:36:32Z

Fedsmoker: Category: Leaks

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2025-04-28T02:36:03Z

Fedsmoker: Category: Leaks

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2025-04-28T02:35:27Z

Fedsmoker: Category: Leaks

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[[Category: Leaks]]