Chimp Test Incident - Revision history

Fedsmoker at 18:43, 16 July 2025

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	Bradley was immediately confused by the description of the test and made an error on his first attempt. He didn't seem to understand why he got a strike and verbally questioned it. Continuing onto the 6th round Bradley made another error mixing up the position of a 5 with a 6 earning him his second strike. At this point Bradley rejected that reality, claiming the number he clicked was "definitely a 5". The very next round after making this mistake Bradley made the exact same error and finished the test with a score of 6, getting angry and shouting at the test.		Bradley was immediately confused by the description of the test and made an error on his first attempt. He didn't seem to understand why he got a strike and verbally questioned it. Continuing onto the 6th round Bradley made another error mixing up the position of a 5 with a 6 earning him his second strike. At this point Bradley rejected that reality, claiming the number he clicked was "definitely a 5". The very next round after making this mistake Bradley made the exact same error and finished the test with a score of 6, getting angry and shouting at the test.

	{{#ev:~~twitchclip~~\|SarcasticThankfulArtichokeKappaWealth-I8z2D6P64BgOOVEn\|\|center\|Bradley attempts the Chimp Test\|frame}}		{{#ev:bradleydragonclips\|SarcasticThankfulArtichokeKappaWealth-I8z2D6P64BgOOVEn\|\|center\|Bradley attempts the Chimp Test\|frame}}

	Recreating this result on the Human Benchmark website shows that Bradley's score of 6 here would put him in the 3rd percentile of those tested; however, Bradley decided to do this test a second time as he was unsatisfied with this result.		Recreating this result on the Human Benchmark website shows that Bradley's score of 6 here would put him in the 3rd percentile of those tested; however, Bradley decided to do this test a second time as he was unsatisfied with this result.

GherkinJT at 14:48, 19 April 2022

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	[[File:Humanbenchmark.png\|~~thumb~~\|~~centre~~\|Bradley chugs an Arizona Tea before embarking on the Human Benchmark test]]		[[File:Humanbenchmark.png\|frame\|center\|Bradley chugs an Arizona Tea before embarking on the Human Benchmark test]]
	The Chimp Test Incident occurred on the 25th July 2021 after Bradley completed the [https://humanbenchmark.com "Human Benchmark"] test in the final 30 minutes of the stream. The full VOD of the Chimp test can be found here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsXlZE3lR9A&t=23426s\|]		The Chimp Test Incident occurred on the 25th July 2021 after Bradley completed the [https://humanbenchmark.com "Human Benchmark"] test in the final 30 minutes of the stream. The full VOD of the Chimp test can be found here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsXlZE3lR9A&t=23426s\|]

GherkinJT at 03:19, 23 March 2022

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	'''(Need clips adding + final summary of what this led to (crsd incident))'''		'''(Need clips adding + final summary of what this led to (crsd incident))'''

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GherkinJT at 03:15, 24 January 2022

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	[[File:Humanbenchmark.png\|thumb\|centre\|Bradley chugs an Arizona Tea before embarking on the Human Benchmark test]]		[[File:Humanbenchmark.png\|thumb\|centre\|Bradley chugs an Arizona Tea before embarking on the Human Benchmark test]]
	The Chimp Test Incident occurred on the 25th July 2021 after Bradley completed the [https://humanbenchmark.com\|"Human Benchmark"] test in the final 30 minutes of the stream. The full VOD of the Chimp test can be found here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsXlZE3lR9A&t=23426s\|]		The Chimp Test Incident occurred on the 25th July 2021 after Bradley completed the [https://humanbenchmark.com "Human Benchmark"] test in the final 30 minutes of the stream. The full VOD of the Chimp test can be found here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsXlZE3lR9A&t=23426s\|]

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GherkinJT at 03:15, 24 January 2022

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	[[File:Humanbenchmark.png\|thumb\|centre\|Bradley chugs an Arizona Tea before embarking on the Human Benchmark test]]		[[File:Humanbenchmark.png\|thumb\|centre\|Bradley chugs an Arizona Tea before embarking on the Human Benchmark test]]
	The Chimp Test Incident occurred on the 25th July 2021 after Bradley completed the [https://humanbenchmark.com/\|"Human Benchmark"] test in the final 30 minutes of the stream. The full VOD of the Chimp test can be found here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsXlZE3lR9A&t=23426s\|]		The Chimp Test Incident occurred on the 25th July 2021 after Bradley completed the [https://humanbenchmark.com\|"Human Benchmark"] test in the final 30 minutes of the stream. The full VOD of the Chimp test can be found here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsXlZE3lR9A&t=23426s\|]

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GherkinJT: /* Chimp Test */

2022-01-23T23:35:13Z

Chimp Test

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	Bradley was immediately confused by the description of the test and made an error on his first attempt. He didn't seem to understand why he got a strike and verbally questioned it. Continuing onto the 6th round Bradley made another error mixing up the position of a 5 with a 6 earning him his second strike. At this point Bradley rejected that reality, claiming the number he clicked was "definitely a 5". The very next round after making this mistake Bradley made the exact same error and finished the test with a score of 6, getting angry and shouting at the test.		Bradley was immediately confused by the description of the test and made an error on his first attempt. He didn't seem to understand why he got a strike and verbally questioned it. Continuing onto the 6th round Bradley made another error mixing up the position of a 5 with a 6 earning him his second strike. At this point Bradley rejected that reality, claiming the number he clicked was "definitely a 5". The very next round after making this mistake Bradley made the exact same error and finished the test with a score of 6, getting angry and shouting at the test.

			{{#ev:twitchclip\|SarcasticThankfulArtichokeKappaWealth-I8z2D6P64BgOOVEn\|\|center\|Bradley attempts the Chimp Test\|frame}}

	Recreating this result on the Human Benchmark website shows that Bradley's score of 6 here would put him in the 3rd percentile of those tested; however, Bradley decided to do this test a second time as he was unsatisfied with this result.		Recreating this result on the Human Benchmark website shows that Bradley's score of 6 here would put him in the 3rd percentile of those tested; however, Bradley decided to do this test a second time as he was unsatisfied with this result.

Cheese at 16:13, 22 January 2022

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	To complete the Reaction Time test the user must wait for the red screen to turn green and then click. After doing this 5 times the user's result is the average difference in milliseconds between the screen turning green and them clicking across these attempts.		To complete the Reaction Time test the user must wait for the red screen to turn green and then click. After doing this 5 times the user's result is the average difference in milliseconds between the screen turning green and them clicking across these attempts.

	Bradley began the test by completing his first round in 235ms. He then attempted to cheat, spam clicking the test until he realised that just kept resetting it after 7 resets. Brad's second legitimate result came in at 294ms, but after scrolling down and noting the average of 273ms - which he was now above - he declared that "I don't think this test is really that fair." He immediately followed this up by getting a third result of 262ms and a fourth of 229ms before elaborating that he thinks the test is a "Hardware test" as there is "Such a thing as hardware lag". Bradley finished the test with a fifth result of ~~215ms~~, giving him his final average result of 245ms.		Bradley began the test by completing his first round in 235ms. He then attempted to cheat, spam clicking the test until he realised that just kept resetting it after 7 resets. Brad's second legitimate result came in at 294ms, but after scrolling down and noting the average of 273ms - which he was now above - he declared that "I don't think this test is really that fair." He immediately followed this up by getting a third result of 262ms and a fourth of 229ms before elaborating that he thinks the test is a "Hardware test" as there is "Such a thing as hardware lag". Bradley finished the test with a fifth result of between 203ms and 207ms, giving him his final average result of 245ms.

	Bradley's 245ms ~~Average~~ result placed him in the 33rd percentile of people who had taken the test so far. Bradley had no comment on this and proceeded on to the second test - "Sequence Memory".		Bradley's 245ms average result placed him in the 33rd percentile of people who had taken the test so far. Bradley had no comment on this and proceeded on to the second test - "Sequence Memory".

	==Sequence Memory==		==Sequence Memory==

Cheese at 15:28, 22 January 2022

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	To complete the Reaction Time test the user must wait for the red screen to turn green and then click. After doing this 5 times the user's result is the average difference in milliseconds between the screen turning green and them clicking across these attempts.		To complete the Reaction Time test the user must wait for the red screen to turn green and then click. After doing this 5 times the user's result is the average difference in milliseconds between the screen turning green and them clicking across these attempts.

	Bradley began the test by completing his first round in 235ms. He then attempted to cheat, spam clicking the test until he realised that just kept resetting it after 7 resets. Brad's second legitimate result came in at 294ms, but after scrolling down and noting the average of 273ms - which he was now above - he declared that "I don't think this test is really that fair." He immediately followed this up by getting a third result of 262ms and a fourth of 229ms before elaborating that he thinks the test is a "Hardware test" as there is "Such a thing as hardware lag". Bradley finished the test with a fifth result ~~where he scored~~ 215ms, giving him his final average result of 245ms.		Bradley began the test by completing his first round in 235ms. He then attempted to cheat, spam clicking the test until he realised that just kept resetting it after 7 resets. Brad's second legitimate result came in at 294ms, but after scrolling down and noting the average of 273ms - which he was now above - he declared that "I don't think this test is really that fair." He immediately followed this up by getting a third result of 262ms and a fourth of 229ms before elaborating that he thinks the test is a "Hardware test" as there is "Such a thing as hardware lag". Bradley finished the test with a fifth result of 215ms, giving him his final average result of 245ms.

	Bradley's 245ms Average result placed him in the 33rd percentile of people who had taken the test so far. Bradley had no comment on this and proceeded on to the second test - "Sequence Memory".		Bradley's 245ms Average result placed him in the 33rd percentile of people who had taken the test so far. Bradley had no comment on this and proceeded on to the second test - "Sequence Memory".
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	==Aim Trainer==		==Aim Trainer==

	As one of the simplest Human Benchmark tests to understand, Bradley didn't waste any time in getting to grips with clicking the targets as they appeared, with zero commentary. His deep focus on the task at hand unfortunately didn't pay off~~, scoring~~ him in the ~~15.8th~~ percentile ~~with 572ms, and~~ leading him to remark that he "didn't do so well". In all, Bradley managed to hit every target first time bar one. His low score in this test did not come as a shock to him, or his viewers, as he spends little time playing games that require swift and <s>immediate</s> accurate mouse movements, like First Person Shooters.		As one of the simplest Human Benchmark tests to understand Bradley didn't waste any time in getting to grips with clicking the targets as they appeared - with zero commentary. His deep focus on the task at hand unfortunately didn't pay off as his score of 572ms was only enough to rank him in the 16th percentile; leading him to remark that he "didn't do so well". In all, Bradley managed to hit every target first time bar one. His low score in this test did not come as a shock to him, or his viewers, as he spends little time playing games that require swift and <s>immediate</s> accurate mouse movements, like First Person Shooters.

	==Typing Test==		==Typing Test==
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	'''[some photographic evidence of Brad's typing ability in dota/discord would not go amiss here]'''		'''[some photographic evidence of Brad's typing ability in dota/discord would not go amiss here]'''

	Upon opening the Typing Test, Bradley immediately groaned, knowing that the [[Crab Claw]] would make this test quite difficult for him. As ~~has~~ been revealed in many streams prior, Bradley is unable to touch type, and would repeatedly check his hands' positions on the keyboard. The ~~dragon~~ was tasked with recreating an excerpt from <i>The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes</i> in which Watson describes Holmes' relationship with the character Irene Adler. Bradley completed the first line of the test almost flawlessly, at a slow and steady pace, opting for a strategy of disregarding the capitalization of letters in ~~favor~~ of speed. With a few minor hiccups, he proceeded through the rest of the typing test at this pace and level of accuracy, eventually clocking in at 3 minutes and 10 seconds, making this the longest of all of the Human Benchmark tests. After a sigh of exasperation, Brad regarded his score of 31WPM ~~and 29.2nd~~ percentile ~~and exclaimed,~~ "not bad". He went on to explain that he is "not used to doing capitals", something his left hand would undoubtedly hinder.		Upon opening the Typing Test Bradley immediately groaned, knowing that the [[Crab Claw]] would make this test quite difficult for him. As had been revealed in many streams prior Bradley is unable to touch type, and would repeatedly check his hands' positions on the keyboard. The Dragon was tasked with recreating an excerpt from <i>The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes</i> in which Watson describes Holmes' relationship with the character Irene Adler. Bradley completed the first line of the test almost flawlessly, at a slow and steady pace, opting for a strategy of disregarding the capitalization of letters in favour of speed. With a few minor hiccups he proceeded through the rest of the typing test at this pace and level of accuracy, eventually clocking in at 3 minutes and 10 seconds, making this the longest of all of the Human Benchmark tests. After a sigh of exasperation Brad regarded his score of 31WPM - the 29th percentile - "not bad". He went on to explain that he is "not used to doing capitals", something his left hand would undoubtedly hinder.

	==Verbal Memory==		==Verbal Memory==

	All that lay between the ~~dragon~~ and victory now were a series of three memory tests. Bradley began this one with a trademark head tilt and scowl, signalling that the test's instructions were immediately unclear to him, and clarified by scrolling down to find more information. Bradley quickly interpreted that the percentile distribution graph's left skew meant that "everyone does shit at this test", and brimmed with confidence as he began (despite not fully understanding what to do). With a persistent frown, Bradley clicked his way to an initial score of 8 words remembered, before screaming, "WHAT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S ASKING ME!" and explaining that he was clicking buttons at random. He then reasoned that the solution to this test was a "pattern", and attempted it a second time. He correctly noted that the first word given would always be new, arguably the most intelligent thing he said during this entire stream, and then managed to almost double his initial score to 14 points, landing him in the ~~21.6th~~ percentile. "Whatever".		All that lay between the Dragon and victory now were a series of three memory tests. Bradley began this one with a trademark head tilt and scowl, signalling that the test's instructions were immediately unclear to him, and clarified by scrolling down to find more information. Bradley quickly interpreted that the percentile distribution graph's left skew meant that "everyone does shit at this test", and brimmed with confidence as he began - despite not fully understanding what to do. With a persistent frown, Bradley clicked his way to an initial score of 8 words remembered, before screaming, "WHAT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S ASKING ME!" and explaining that he was clicking buttons at random. He then reasoned that the solution to this test was a "pattern", and attempted it a second time. He correctly noted that the first word given would always be new, arguably the most intelligent thing he said during this entire stream, and then managed to almost double his initial score to 14 points, landing him in the 21st percentile. "Whatever".

	==Number Memory==		==Number Memory==

	Unlike the previous test, the instructions for its numerical cousin could not have been made simpler - see a number, memorize it, type it in a box. Bradley accidentally quit out of this test at one point, but it seems unlikely that this was foul play to boost his score. Bradley cleverly employed a technique where he would sing the numbers to himself to embed them into his short term memory. Hardcore Bradley fans might recognize the tunes of these songs to be very similar to other melodies Bradley has sang to himself in games of Dota, like the "Lion is so broken" song. Bradley conceded defeat at a 9-digit number, leaving his final score at 8 numbers and playing him in the ~~17.5th~~ percentile. According to Bradley, 8 digits is his maximum.		Unlike the previous test, the instructions for its numerical cousin could not have been made simpler - see a number, memorize it, type it in a box. Bradley accidentally quit out of this test at one point, but it seems unlikely that this was foul play to boost his score. Bradley cleverly employed a technique where he would sing the numbers to himself to embed them into his short term memory. Hardcore Bradley fans might recognize the tunes of these songs to be very similar to other melodies Bradley has sang to himself in games of Dota, like the "Lion is so broken" song '''[link to song page?]'''. Bradley conceded defeat at a 9-digit number, leaving his final score at 8 numbers and playing him in the 18th percentile. According to Bradley, 8 digits is his maximum.

	==Visual Memory==		==Visual Memory==

	The final test involved memorizing the positions of squares on a grid. It's unknown whether Bradley's famed [[Spatial Thinking]] ability played a role in this test, as the grid was only two-dimensional and a mental rotation of it was not required. The test went by without much issue, and Bradley's final score clocked in at 10 points, placing him in the ~~22.5th~~ percentile. Brad erroneously noted that this result was "perfectly average" for reasons unknown.		The final test involved memorizing the positions of squares on a grid. It's unknown whether Bradley's famed [[Spatial Thinking]] ability played a role in this test, as the grid was only two-dimensional and a mental rotation of it was not required. The test went by without much issue, and Bradley's final score clocked in at 10 points, placing him in the 23rd percentile. Brad erroneously noted that this result was "perfectly average" for reasons unknown.

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-After restarting the test Bradley reached his previous position and immediately made the same error. He insists that the "test is cheating" and explains that he "clearly remembers" reality being different. The fact that Bradley failed in this way 3 times suggests that his short term memory struggles to hold more than 6 data points at once. More research is needed to be done on this matter, though anecdotal evidence from many Dota 2 streams and replay reviews backs this theory up so it is held in good standing.
+After restarting the test Bradley reached his previous position and immediately made the same error. He insisted that the "test is cheating" and explains that he "clearly remembers" reality being different. The fact that Bradley failed in this way 3 times suggests that his short term memory struggles to hold more than 6 data points at once. More research is needed to be done on this matter, though anecdotal evidence from many Dota 2 streams and replay reviews backs this theory up so it is held in good standing.
 Bradley continued on with the test, making another mistake on the 7th sequence attempt which he blamed on a miss click while stating that his mouse doesn't work properly. After continuing with the test he completed the 7th sequence on his second try, but then failed to complete the 8th sequence. This earned him a score of 8 placing him in the 8th percentile. Bradley was unhappy with his result for this test declaring "Fuck that one, I swear that one cheats" upon seeing his awful percentile result.
-(Need other tests adding, clips adding + final summary of what this led to (crsd incident))
+==Aim Trainer==

Cheese at 14:09, 22 January 2022

2022-01-22T14:09:56Z

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	To complete the Reaction Time test the user must wait for the red screen to turn green and then click. After doing this 5 times the user's result is the average difference in milliseconds between the screen turning green and them clicking across these attempts.		To complete the Reaction Time test the user must wait for the red screen to turn green and then click. After doing this 5 times the user's result is the average difference in milliseconds between the screen turning green and them clicking across these attempts.

	Bradley began the test by completing his first round in 235ms. He then attempted to cheat, spam clicking the test until he realised that just kept resetting it after 7 resets. Brad's second legitimate result came in at 294ms, but after scrolling down and noting the average of 273ms - which he was now above - he declared that "I don't think this test is really that fair." He immediately followed this up by getting a third result of 262ms and a fourth of 229ms before elaborating that he thinks the test is a "Hardware test" as there is "Such a thing as hardware lag". Bradley finished the test with a fifth result where he scored 215ms; giving him his final average result of 245ms.		Bradley began the test by completing his first round in 235ms. He then attempted to cheat, spam clicking the test until he realised that just kept resetting it after 7 resets. Brad's second legitimate result came in at 294ms, but after scrolling down and noting the average of 273ms - which he was now above - he declared that "I don't think this test is really that fair." He immediately followed this up by getting a third result of 262ms and a fourth of 229ms before elaborating that he thinks the test is a "Hardware test" as there is "Such a thing as hardware lag". Bradley finished the test with a fifth result where he scored 215ms, giving him his final average result of 245ms.

	Bradley's 245ms Average result placed him in the 33rd percentile of people who had taken the test so far. Bradley had no comment on this and proceeded on to the second test - "Sequence Memory".		Bradley's 245ms Average result placed him in the 33rd percentile of people who had taken the test so far. Bradley had no comment on this and proceeded on to the second test - "Sequence Memory".